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Ah yes, the bane of every democratic woman’s presidential campaign: the fucking email servers

“The door isn't even finished closing when a notification pops up on his phone.
CALENDAR REQUEST FROM MOM: 2 P.M. WEST WING FIRST FLOOR, INTERNATIONAL ETHICS & SEXUAL IDENTITY DEBRIEF.”

when the gcal girls get their representation 🥰

Finally someone who recognized the secret third option, not ass, not thighs, but a man’s sternocleidomastoid muscle, thank you Alex

ah I forgot about Bitch McConnell 🥰🥰

“You do realize America is a genocidal empire too, right?”
“Yes, June, but at least we have the decency not to keep a monarchy around”
How the turn tables, rip

here we go again (i am so so depressed)