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Don't like age gaps but this just might be an unintentional comedy:

"I stand there, frozen—shaken. And that feeling is only made worse when, several seconds later, I hear a loud, “Fuck!” followed by what sounds an awful lot like a fist going through a wall."

I need more of The Office-y type scenes

"We are back, baby" - Phil, The Hangover

Electra ✅️

"Remember, sister: no pain, no gain."
What millennium am I in?

Back on my Bridgerton bullshit

Ajax ✅️
Crazy that a spray n wipe was named after this guy

Reading Ajax and Athena comes out with this banger:
"Isn't a laugh at your foes the sweetest laugh to enjoy?"

....Pallas Athene! Girl!

Women of Trachis ✅️

Every one of these plays is Captain Holt from B99 going "Oh....ohhhhhh....ohhh......noooooo"

The Phoenician Women ✅️

Andromache ✅️
The Suppliant Women ✅️

Andromache finished.
Funny to think that it's not just Odysseus having a bad time pos-Triojan War, everyone is Suffering™️ through the ripple effects.

Bold to name a character Blake in this post-Substitute Teacher era.

The Wolves...are Scottish....

Children of Heracles ✅️

Ancient Greeks had but three priorities; faithful worship, Xenia, and a glorious death. RIP Macaria.

It's not...as bad as I thought it was going to be?

There's a Ghost scene in here that's got me feeling like Tony Hale in Community

Gah! I love it. Maybe more than Bride, who knows.

Speed running Vito's backstory rn

What is it about Elsie Silver MMCs

At no point did I require the POV of Connie's bridesmaid Lucy Mancini during her entire rendezvous with Sonny and his canonically large dick.
We get it, he's a man fatally driven by passion and lust, and short-tempered to boot. A Hellenic depiction tbh.

The T-Rex scene in the movie gives me goosebumps every time but the book? The scene in the book is far more harrowing.

Book!Alan actually loves kids

I get it, I get why these are much loved.

I am enthralled but I also heard loud bird noises coming from the reserve and at this hour of night, paired with this book, I am calling it for the evening.

This prologue is fascinating because it takes place in a world where the word 'raptor' is not associated with 'velociraptor', a testament to the cultural impact of the film adaptation.

Yeah boiiii