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Oh boy we've just hit upon the revelation I thought we might hit upon

I am really struggling with the ancient Egypt bit of this however the hallway has just exploded so that's nice.

Oh god I'm so stressed

I KNEW THERE WOULD BE CHARIOTS!!!!!!

Oh for piss sake never mind I was wrong

I totally guessed the murderer

Oh god I hate it when they fight

I'm a bit worried now

Can confirm that nobody is doing well

OK so maybe it is bad?

OK but why is this actually kind of good

OK, this is feeling very long

Loving this

Oh jesus I already hate the polar bear

Look, I just need to know more about how a polar bear alien becomes a billionaire with a human assistant OK? Don't look at me like that I've had a hard week of transport strikes OK? OK.
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Considerably more focus on windows than I could have ever possibly imagined

Oh god just had two huge plot twists in the space of a page help what is happening

God this is devastating

OK initially this was quite intriguing and atmospheric but now I'm thinking that this might just be a bit bad 😕

God this is long 😂

You know when you've got so far that you kind of just have to make it to the end? It's very interesting and readable but the character appears to have breezed through raising seven children from babies whilst setting up a bank on an asteroid and I just think most people would be dead.