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The main thing I have gleaned thus far is that one could probably play his dick like a xylophone.
Stay tuned for similarly academic interpretations of the text.

Oh boy we've just hit upon the revelation I thought we might hit upon

I am really struggling with the ancient Egypt bit of this however the hallway has just exploded so that's nice.

Oh god I'm so stressed

I KNEW THERE WOULD BE CHARIOTS!!!!!!

Oh for piss sake never mind I was wrong

I totally guessed the murderer

Oh god I hate it when they fight

I'm a bit worried now

Can confirm that nobody is doing well

OK so maybe it is bad?

OK but why is this actually kind of good

OK, this is feeling very long

Loving this

Oh jesus I already hate the polar bear

Look, I just need to know more about how a polar bear alien becomes a billionaire with a human assistant OK? Don't look at me like that I've had a hard week of transport strikes OK? OK.
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Considerably more focus on windows than I could have ever possibly imagined

Oh god just had two huge plot twists in the space of a page help what is happening

God this is devastating

OK initially this was quite intriguing and atmospheric but now I'm thinking that this might just be a bit bad 😕

God this is long 😂