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back on my bullshit

I truly have NO IDEA where this book is going. Im HOOKED

oh and now he’s given her the dumbest, cringiest nickname. great

genuinely hate the FMC. wtf

i’m gonna be honest. i think i hate this

listen

life’s tough rn

i need some aliens

and i’ve already read all of IPB

no fucking way

i desperately wish i could say that this book doesn’t have an interesting plot but holy shit i’m invested

she just broke her pelvis because he transitioned back to a basilisk while he was inside her

i don’t remember this scene from harry potter and the chamber of secrets

this is truly one of those books where i absolutely cannot believe what i’m reading but i absolutely cannot put it down either. what do you mean SHE HAS TO FUCK HIS DAD

oh no i fear i have become emotionally invested in the snake fucking story

you know, if someone spit a black goo in my mouth with no warning i think i would be rather upset

i hate the female main character and basically the entire premise of the book but alas i cannot put it down because i need to know how this plays out

this is fucking wild i cannot BELIEVE target had this out of the shelves

Yall im gonna be honest i picked this up without knowing anything about it because i thought the sprayed edges were pretty and i had no idea what i was getting myself into. I think im either going to love it or hate it

a jim cantore mention💯

once again, i am just having such a hard time believing this woman is in her mid to late thirties. like girl LET IT GO

Im supposed to believe these people are in their late 30s????

a lot of times i find the humor in romcom books to be kinda over the top and cringe but this book actually has me laughing out loud. i love every character in this book

fascinated by this system of magic

health code violations galore

i cannot stress enough how unrealistic a guest getting lost backstage and a scare actor DISAPPEARING WITH THEM FOR A GOOD CHUNK OF THEIR SET is

the stage manager would be on their ASS

a basement in a central florida home might be the most unrealistic part of this

you don’t WANT a basement with waterproof bc come hurricane season it makes it that much easier for your house to up and float away if it floods

follow for more hydraulic engineering critiques of romance novels

i don’t know if i’ve ever met a local who purposefully goes to daytona for a beach day

as someone who frequents HHN often this is…a lot