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pathetic men: the novel

they’re terrible fucking communicators. it was acc triggering to read. what the fuck do you mean shane has never even looked at ilya’s fucking instagram page meanwhile the entire time it’s been a whole love letter to shane ??? YOU DONT DESERVE HIM. BREAKUP.

i’ve lost my confidence in this author a little bit because the book starts with like a content warning about how the book contains discussions of suicide and depression but ignores shane’s blatant eating disorder 💀

let’s fucking goooooooooo

‘ilya. they can see us’ gagggggggggged

NOT THE COTTAGE TEASE STOPPPPP

every time shane and ilya start having sex i wait in anticipation for the ‘fuck, hollander’

yellowjackets completely ripped this off lmfaooo

haters gonna hate, marge

“She was fifteen - almost sixteen, a Revered Mother without motherhood, virgin priestess, object of fearful veneration for the superstitious masses - Alia-of-the-Knife.”

oh my fucking god.

“They were on the far side of the Dothraki sea when Jhiqui brushed the soft swell of Dany’s stomach with her fingers and said, “Khaleesi, you are with child.” “I know,” Dany told her.

It was her fourteenth name day. “

:(