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heathrow next right of course

naturally she is visiting san juan (me soon)

of course she also minored in art history right right right

this is happening for me 2027 🛫👼🏼💗🕯️🧿

this whole book is about escaping rhode island i’m dyinggggg

“…what did I think about the stereotypes of stewardess? Of women in general? Did marriage have to be my fate? What would life be like if I didn’t get married and lived a single life in a fancy penthouse apartment in a big city somewhere?”

CUT THE CAMERAS!!!!!!!!!!! this feels like the truman show and i am reading myself

KATMANDU MENTIONED TOO? am i being watched

warwick mall mention and lots of downtown boston the ground beneath me is shaking this woman is in my house

she’s from rhode island i said oh i’m sure

no one:

shane texting: 😎

shane kissing fingers and pressing them to the screen on facetime… I DESERVED THAT IN SHOW

rachel reid ilya does not have facial hair you’re mistaken ❤️

poppy is canonically blonde but i’m rejecting that. sorry! you’re actually emily bader, hope this helps

listen I understand poppy but we can only be so oblivious here girl

that was supposed to be 41% update not 41 pages

this man is delightfully down bad

alex jones and co. you will burn in hell until the end of time

paralyzed by familiarity because what do you mean you live on the 3rd floor of porter

beautifully written and horrific at every turn. every person alive should have to read this book

i want to know taylor’s review of the god of the woods so bad

i also know the capital of nepal. guess that makes me as wise as the gray sisters

i honestly can’t remember if i ever fully reread this one… i’m unsafe because i read the first three sentences and teared up

this book is very campy so i will pardon the taylor name drop…

honestly impressed because i’ve never read a book quite like this before. almost gives me arthur christmas vibes with The Christmas Establishment going on

allegedly similar to rwrbible plus christmassy so!

clearly not learning my lesson about dnfing if i’d slumped at 30%

35/35 babyyyyyyy! 🍾🤓