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it’s not bad i just don’t like kingfisher’s writing (or pen name) (i am stopping rn bcs i have to drive home)

this is demon chicken lady and only 111 pages wish me luck

x house and pythia—in a weird black mirror way—are genuinely the only ones understanding the dark academia theme so far

what kind of fuckass name js “Dr. Clinkscales” i hate men literally just google “american last names” and call it a night stfu with clinkscales

i’m on page 3 of the first story and it’s already sexual fml

i hate when men write books

do i dnf over the use of “enby” in this book…. hate it so much just type non-binary you weirdo man

the author mentions homily being heavy-set so much that like lowkey it is bordering on fat shaming bro 😭😭 like i get that it’s important to shesheshen but chill out

sapphic love story written by a man…what have i gotten myself into…

why are we using parenthesis in VERBAL dialogue

only one bed trope….i might bring my hands to my neck and suffocate myself

yay queer media!!! boo within literally 2 pages of them meeting a knife is to one’s throat and she’s imagining being kissed GIVE ME A BREAK

if favre doesn’t remain evil AND win this book will have been a waste of time

flow state reached for the last 4 hours of work

“they spent their evenings driving off the cliff” haha what ???

i bought a romance novel gg there goes my reading for the rest of the year

who thinks i can finish my reading goal in one month

i picked up a book! (i bring it with me everyday to work)

clarion is a woe is me girly and i hoped she’d be more sure of herself

i think i deserve legal compensation

IT IS A MMC BROODY SEX FIC 😭😭😭😭 WTF DID I JUST READ “She was going to need to masturbate after all of this.” JUST STEAL THE DAMN PACKET OF LETTERS 😭😭😭😭 WHY CANT I EVER HAVE NICE YHINGS 😭😭😭😭

lord help me i think this is gonna be another na broody mmc sex fic 🫡

this is the most miserable reading slump

someone thought i was in danger, called the sheriff, and now my reading flow is ruined