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there's a magnet in ilya's dick and another one in shane's ass drawing them together and the attraction was so intense that it changed the polarity of their hearts

i can't stop thinking of that tweet thats like "went to see my boyfriend's parents and his dad is pounding back shots knowing his son is a bottom"

kinda frying me how they finally say "i love you" to each other and instead of basking in this super cinematic moment, they just have sex again LMAO

oh my goodness gracious

holy moly

bro a four bed/~3 bath is not a fucking cottage lmao

BOOMBAYA IN THE COTTAGE

"She seemed to be impressed at Ilya’s display of sportsmanship." imagine being a hockey rpfer in hr universe and ur otp interacts at ur job

"Shane knew he should end the call, let Ilya get some sleep. But instead he blurted out, 'You should come to the cottage this summer.'" oh my god he said the thing

wow this is a really short book

okay we get it ilya is manlier than big uke shane or whatever

does shane know how many kilometers is 10 kilometers

"Ilya rolled his head against the brick to look down at Hollander, who stood a good four inches shorter than him." TRADFUJO HEIGHT DIFFERENCE IS SO BACK

they're already buttfucking oh my goodness

ok im gonna finish this book..... im gonna finish it

"“Wouldn’t that be a more pleasing prospect? An army of whores, wielding swords like cocks as they storm the Temple Mount. Our brave knights powerless to stop them for fear of killing the bastards they’d pumped into their bellies.”" - off to a great start

shoutout chaghan you were introduced 75% of the way in and you're the best character in the book

CUZ LITERALLY WHY IS ALTAN COMMANDER HE DIDNT EVEN WANT THAT SHIT FR!!!!!!! HE BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA CHAGHAN FOR WHAT??????? FREE OPIUM???????

oh that really sucked my tummy hurts

yeah altan was 1000x better when he didn't talk bring back my shayla

girl I know ur a child soldier but you need to lock tf in RIGHT NOW

thank you ramsa for being kitay 2.0 i really missed that guy

"'She's the Speerly, Enki.'" no no nope no she isn't shes not the speerly guys how many times do i have to tell you

wait is rin deadass a speerly i thought everyone was just ignorant and stupid

i wish altan was still silent & mysterious i dont like that hes talking LMAO

kitay the #darkwoke warrior we needed

the shamanism thing is really weird.....i had the same problem w kaigen where the super cool powers that are unique to this race/region DONT become a huge source of propaganda for that nation. hopefully all will be explained later but idk really strange decision

puppet theater exposition dump is one of the more creative ways i've seen so points for trying

rin move omfg i wanted altan first

and of course there's a fucking tournament arc. toriyama deserves royalties for ts man