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man dis shit boring as hell when do they kiss n stuff

lets see how great this alexander guy really is

"The feet were showing beneath the cloak, and one of the sandals was mended."

DUDE NOT NOW DUDE

He put his right hand on mine and his left about my shoulders and said, “May it never be less than this with us.” With these words we kissed.

YAY

this is crazy bruh imagine socrates sets u up with ur new boyfriend

DARIUS ITS FUCKED UP WHAT U DID TO THIS KID.

the awesome thing about mary renault novels is that theyre all incredibly historically/culturally accurate romances

first appearance of the femc past the prologue and shes getting raped ok cool good start
i guess in erikson's defense there are worse things that happened to less important characters so it could add to the grimdark atmosphere but :/ anticipating how well this is gonna be handled

slow to start considering i didnt have context from the first book but quickly picks up. even without having read the first book i can glean a lot of character motivations, personality, and motive. overall feels like reading a video game. big fan of duiker so far

please miss le guin make my alien yuraoi real

LOVE the little myth/folktale chapters interspersed between the actual plot

ursula k le guin i was always aware of your game but I am just now experiencing it for the first time

there's a magnet in ilya's dick and another one in shane's ass drawing them together and the attraction was so intense that it changed the polarity of their hearts

i can't stop thinking of that tweet thats like "went to see my boyfriend's parents and his dad is pounding back shots knowing his son is a bottom"

kinda frying me how they finally say "i love you" to each other and instead of basking in this super cinematic moment, they just have sex again LMAO

oh my goodness gracious

holy moly

bro a four bed/~3 bath is not a fucking cottage lmao

BOOMBAYA IN THE COTTAGE

"She seemed to be impressed at Ilya’s display of sportsmanship." imagine being a hockey rpfer in hr universe and ur otp interacts at ur job

"Shane knew he should end the call, let Ilya get some sleep. But instead he blurted out, 'You should come to the cottage this summer.'" oh my god he said the thing

wow this is a really short book

okay we get it ilya is manlier than big uke shane or whatever

does shane know how many kilometers is 10 kilometers

"Ilya rolled his head against the brick to look down at Hollander, who stood a good four inches shorter than him." TRADFUJO HEIGHT DIFFERENCE IS SO BACK

they're already buttfucking oh my goodness

ok im gonna finish this book..... im gonna finish it

"“Wouldn’t that be a more pleasing prospect? An army of whores, wielding swords like cocks as they storm the Temple Mount. Our brave knights powerless to stop them for fear of killing the bastards they’d pumped into their bellies.”" - off to a great start

shoutout chaghan you were introduced 75% of the way in and you're the best character in the book

CUZ LITERALLY WHY IS ALTAN COMMANDER HE DIDNT EVEN WANT THAT SHIT FR!!!!!!! HE BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA CHAGHAN FOR WHAT??????? FREE OPIUM???????