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What does it mean when a boy goes down on you for 45 minutes? It must be love, right?

*cues Girl, so confusing by Charli XCX and This House by Charli XCX and John Cale mashup*

Nasty little freaks shelf status officially confirmed (and likely to only intensify)

Freaky fr fr

New nasty little freak book incoming !!!

Toni Collette in Hereditary-ass performance from Norton here…

Every time Three Persons talks: 😒🥱🤨 (trying to understand plot but also bored)
Every time Good stab talks: 😟😬😵‍💫🤩😅😍🥺😋😟

But the best part: imagining three persons sitting there hearing all of this like 😦😮😧😶😕🙃

Can’t… stop crying tbh

The amount of Mitski referencing from the high school trans girl is a level of real that’s fast tracking this book to the 5 star list I fear…

Love a good gollum tale!

You know that one side character in Tangled whos a huge intimidating viking that actually collects miniature unicorns? This book kinda feels like a thought experiment of “what if he was a logger and started to queened out”

Torrey……….. why……. Why all the pigs…….

Me for months: ugh this is gonna be so good I can’t wait to read it

Me now: 🫨😵‍💫😰🤢😧

Weird content to read the day you get a rotisserie chicken

NEW OFFICIAL NASTY LITTLE FREAK (NLF) INCOMING