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Finally got COVID. Anyone else have a (maladaptive) dream of getting juuust sick enough to be forced to stay & read all day?

That Goldilocks illness is a myth. If I'm not too sick to stand, there are (self isolated) tasks to do. If I AM too sick to stand, it's because I'm in so much pain my brain has turned to TV static & reading is impossible.

Oh well maybe one day I'll break a leg skiing...

hey guys—if u noticed I've been MIA lately—I've been working on my book search project. I'm pretty happy with it so far but could really use more beta testers to give it a spin & check it's working correctly. It's pretty easy, but I also made a YouTube demo. Check it out if you can—your feedback would be really helpful!

Sorry to all my friends who love this, but I'm tempted to DNF. The problematic stuff he's done is NOT the issue.

But I'm getting really pissed off at how much King and Nero are outright laughing at her. She's crying in fear. Chuckle! She's shaking in impotent rage. Smirk! It's so constant, it's starting to give SDE.

Please tell me it changes—or Savannah at least stabs him in the nutsack. 🙏

Him: "I was worried about you driving rowdy passengers all night."


Her reply:




Me: 💀

I'm so hooked on this soapy series that I'm about to willingly read a 2nd chance romance. Wish me luck! 🤞🤞

I finally heard back from tech support on my disappearing reviews glitch on GR:

"... certain emojis are not able to appear on these pages and thus cause the entire review to not show up. For now, we can recommend to edit your reviews to not include emojis until we are able to completely resolve this issue."

So if you also use emojis in your reviews, double-check they're showing, just in case.

"Good lord! You have . . . forty-three open browser tabs. I really am having a panic attack now. How can you function with forty-three open browser tabs?"

I... just got my computer down to only 129 tabs - and I was really proud of that! 😭

“I have kidnapped you, as Dergoz told us your human sex manuals insist upon, and now I will make sweet love to you, and you will, of course, fall in love with me and thus accept our marriage.” He nods to himself, grinning broadly at me.

I gotta say... his logic is immaculate. 🤣

“Brava ragazza.”
Good girl.

5% in and we're already off to a very promising start! 😂

“They blew up your ship.”

“Okay,” I say, trying to process. So that was real. The ship is gone. A wild laugh tears from my throat. “I guess I’m not getting my candy. [...] I love sweets. Sugary, gummy, sweets.” Fuck. And I’m not getting them. They’re all gone. Blown to smithereens"

As ship's Captain, are her priorities messed up? Yes.

But are they relatable? Also yes. 😂

So far, the guys smell like vanilla cupcakes, kettle corn, anise, and berries.

OMG is this is Pink Sugar fan fiction?! 🤯

LMAO Why is it that all these alien civilizations have no concept of kissing but are well-versed in spanking? 😂💋👽

New Jessa Kane! Can't find it on GR yet but this is the Amazon link:

https://www.amazon.com/Blaste-Past-Je...

“You’ve never been in a relationship.”

“I came close to it once.”

“Really? What happened there?”

Exhaling a sad sigh, he lowered his cup to the coaster. “Not much. She and I didn’t have much in common. I’m loud and social. She was quiet and inflatable. It was never going to work out.”

🤭 this dude is cracking me up.

“You didn’t give Larkin a ride on the back of your bike,” he noted, a trace of suspicion in his voice.

Teague shrugged. “She doesn’t like being so close behind me unless she’s wearing a jockstrap.”

🤣🫠💀

GoodReads running hot and cold, like all my toxic relationships.

“I don’t think your magic saliva can heal an aching heart,”

Dammit, woman! You won't know unless you try!
Does no one believe in the scientific method anymore?? 🤦‍♀️

I have to mark my territory for any of the other predators creeping around tonight.

I pull my hard cock out and stroke my length as I listen to her sexy breathing. It doesn’t take long before I’m cumming hard and shooting my seed all over the ground, marking her as my own.

Any bears or wolves will think twice before fucking with my territory.

... So would this really work as bear repellant?? I need to know.

It's Timeless meets fairytales! And I already love the FMC.

... Everyone who'd screwed her over was about to pay...

🤦‍♀️ TFW you've spent 10 minutes trying to decide if you should round up or down a ⭐.

“I…I don’t want you to think this is a trade or anything—because it’s not-”

...

“Oh, my lovely mate, you can’t trade what’s already mine.”

🥵 🙋‍♀️ 💃🤸‍♀️ 🛌