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“Why do you want this job?”
“I bet a million bucks against my obnoxiously talented friend and now some dawgs are going for my kneecaps.”

Meburgers sound a lot better than cycler paste 😭

Okay, so Mickey is the only expendable. I wondered about that

Mickey, my weird space son 😭

I don’t really like the fact that off the bat, all the disabled bitches are either dead or about to be dead. Like idk, that has weird vibes for me

Interesting premise but jesus will this man STOP RAMBLING?

Maybe flying a plane could be cool. How do I get my pilot license?

This is why I never want to go to space

Oof, reading this part and knowing they all die by the end

Welp, lost my prior notes, but these bitches still gay

Not the goodreads rating 😭

“I’m not trying to seduce you” she knows you’re gay

I can beat up Wynn

At least someone in this house is getting laid

Fuck no, I ain’t dealing with spider city either

Sorry, brother, your autistic boyfriend decided he is taking the blame

Whores

Tbh, Elise, divorce his ass and marry her yourself

Came for the smut, stayed for the Meerkat Manor

Please stop trying to make the gay marry his cousin

I feel bad for Jessamine, but I don’t see how she can have a happy ending.

Toxic yaoi, love to see it
But no fr like don’t go inheriting blood money, that’s horrible.

I’d use it against him. How do YOU know I am out here, doing gay shit?

Bram, he’s gay

So if both Zeb and Wynn are grandsons, does this mean Zeb will ALSO die by 50?

Good for you, little autistic boy, don’t marry your cousin. You don’t want the family sticky hands

Isn’t Bram already married? His wife is like… right there? Are we about to speed run a divorce?

Kid with autism

The dragon onesie lost a whole star on my rating

… he put the ring in some dead dude’s eyeholes? More thoughtful than like 90% of proposals I read ngl