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Bathmo is 11% done

Isn’t Bram already married? His wife is like… right there? Are we about to speed run a divorce?

— Feb 06, 2026 07:32AM

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Bathmo’s Previous Updates

Bathmo is 95% done

Not the goodreads rating 😭

— Mar 12, 2026 06:13AM

Bathmo is 66% done

“I’m not trying to seduce you” she knows you’re gay

— Mar 11, 2026 08:09PM

Bathmo is 62% done

I can beat up Wynn

— Mar 11, 2026 05:59PM

Bathmo is 56% done

At least someone in this house is getting laid

— Mar 11, 2026 09:11AM

Bathmo is 52% done

Fuck no, I ain’t dealing with spider city either

— Mar 11, 2026 07:24AM

Bathmo is 48% done

Sorry, brother, your autistic boyfriend decided he is taking the blame

— Mar 11, 2026 07:01AM

Bathmo is 44% done

Whores

— Mar 11, 2026 06:45AM

Bathmo is 41% done

Tbh, Elise, divorce his ass and marry her yourself

— Mar 11, 2026 06:33AM

Bathmo is 38% done

Please stop trying to make the gay marry his cousin

— Feb 13, 2026 09:41AM

Bathmo is 36% done

I feel bad for Jessamine, but I don’t see how she can have a happy ending.

— Feb 10, 2026 07:00AM

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