Rosa, really > Recent Status Updates

I've never really cared one way or another about Harry & Ginny but, man, this time through it is BORING the SHIT out of me. BLAH BLAH BLAH.

However, Harry & Luna? That would be rad.

I'd like to say that my get up and go has got up and went...but let's be honest, that fucknut never showed up in the first place.

Aw, I feel all sad for Harry when he discovers that his father wasn't so perfect.

Oh, well.

Fuck you, BRAAAAD!



I really don't like Brad.

So happy all these women can die so Arthur Conan Doyle can learn a POWER LIFE LESSON about women's rights.

Jesus, I hope this mystery isn't leading where I think it's leading because that would be FUCKING RIDICULOUS.

For the love of fuck, shes' MANIPULATING you, HAROLD.

Nothing to see here, just a Sherlock pic for absolutely no reason.

Bloody good fun so far! :D

"We have replaced fenphen, slim fast and Melba toast with the paleo diet, crossfit and juicing. Now, don't misunderstand; there isn't anything inherently wrong with clean eating, strengthening exercises or juicing. No way! It is our worshiping and utilization of them in order to become the ideal and 'worthy' body type, and the guilt that comes if we don't, that is the issue."

Grumpy Rosa is grumpy update #2:

I know this book is only trying to do good things for fat chicks and, really, all women...BUT. I get really tired of self-help books that sell you on the idea that if you do THIS THING, or THESE 5 etc THINGS, you too will be HAPPY. Which describes 99.99999% of them.

AND YET I READ ON. Why? Cuz I'm an optimist, goddammit.

Whut?

To paraphrase the author she didn't realize that being a fat chick is a-ok until the extremely advanced age of TWENTY-SIX.

What does that say about my 76 year old mother who mopes when she gains 6 oz? Or, you know, ME?!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa...



...nd I'm done.

Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ. The fact that I'm still listening to this must be a sign of severe self-hatred. I need professional help.

Either Felix is keep his own counsel so he can impress us all with his smarts later...OR he's being really stupid right now.

Why in the name of fuck did I sign up for yoga? I DON'T WANNA GO.



I wanna stay home and think about how I should take a yoga class and then NOT DO IT. Fuck this proactive bullshit.

SELF-IMPROVEMENT IS A SUCKER'S GAME.

"Has Neville never told you why he was brought up by his grandmother?" [Dumbledore] said. Harry shook his head, wondering as he did so how he could have failed to ask Neville this in almost four years of knowing him.

Cuz you're a self-involved litte asshole?


Yes, yes, like most teenagers. I still love him!

I've read enough Drarry fanfic that this is how I imagine Draco:


I forget he's really a little pissant:

Okay, so both these chicks are fucked up. Situation normal - everybody's miserable.

As Jason stared, he noticed a snake crawling its way through the eye of one of the skulls.

Ew! Ewwwww!

Huh. I was not aware anyone used the phrase "surfing the web" unironically anymore.

It occurs to me that Shadow would've benefited greatly from a book on world mythology.



Then again *shrugs* where's the fun in that?

When we walked into Sidetrack, Wham! was being pumped into the bar telling use to wake them up before we go-go'ed. Of course, if some guy told me he was going to go-go, he'd never be coming back-back.

Oh, Nick....

I stammered something about being really sorry I wasn't at the Twelfth like I said I would be and that my text message was supposed to say "we're" and not "were" and that I was feeling much better and I really wanted to see him. I somehow managed to keep from apologizing for even being born. Barely.

BEEN THERE.

Enjoying my reread/listen so much I walked the beast for TEN EXTRA MINUTES.



He still shit on the rug 30 mins after we got back. We are working through his poop issues.

Joy is discovering that you've forgotten to use your last 2 months Audible credits.



*rubs hands together* Now how will I spend this largess?

Oh, Vic....

"Ham and eggs, my brain said. Ernie and Burt. Shit and shinola. My brain could just go on and on for days."

I'm declaring it International Rosa Clean & Rearrange Your Freakin' Office Day. (Yes, this does apply to all Rosas with offices. I'm sorry, but those are the rules.) Here are my before pics:



And here's a random pic of my dog & a llama JUST BECAUSE:

Romance readers UNITE!! And read this article. If you like. But it's cool. So you TOTALLY SHOULD!!

*click*

Uh, yeah, I'm listening to this series again.







Sorry...I woke up extra belligerent this morning.

(Also I just like the word. Belligerent. Bellicose. Casus belli! \o/)