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I cannot wait for John Green to yank my heart out, stomp on it, toss it out the window, catch it, kiss it gently, and stomp tf out of it again 🙃

Why Belladona making it sound like she chose to have an irrational fear of helicopters, LIKE DUDE. DID YOU MISS THE PART WHERE SHE SAID HER PARENTS DIED

I FUCKING CALLED IT

I have never thought the trope of “I don’t want people to draw my girl naked” would be a thing, but here we are 😭

fuck

Ain’t no way it ain’t Laura. And why are they not talking wtf 😭

Motherfucker throwing me through the wringer, I can’t believe I’m doing this again 😭😭

Damn who knew she’d go from anti-murder to pro capital punishment in one scene

I KNEW IT WAS THE STUPID PROFESSOR. IT’S ALWAYS A PROFESSOR!!!!

Here comes the dirty talk holy shit 🫣 ALEX?!

HE CALLED HER BABY AND IT WASN’T WEIRD. WHY AM I EATING THIS UP??

Fill in the blanks with me:

(Insert name) is a hot 6 foot guy with rocks for muscles and a (insert animal here) tattoo over his (insert beefy arms/legs/back here). That makes him unconventionally hot compared to other men in his (insert career here) and, unfortunately, my enemy.

IS2G the stereotypes are strong with this one… but I’m still eating it up LMFAO

Bro this is Cambridge for the mafias wtf 😭

Honestly I saw it coming that Aideen didn’t want to be saved. But I also can’t blame Shea for running her whole life towards this. If I was a traumatized 13 year old without any former therapy or social support from others after losing what is fundamentally the most important guardian figure in my life, I’d lose my shit too 😀

Bet money Shea uses her wish to free Ciara

There’s no way it’s NOT her sister who’s threatening to send her home. It had to be. Access to her rooms, dark sorcery, a reason to scare her. It’s written in the walls (and chessboard). SHEA GO HOME 😭

Wow Shea is horrible at making conversation. Girl you’re 19, you need to go to a “how to socialize 101” class

Bet money that Aiden doesn’t actually want to go back and poor little Shea gets absolutely obliterated by the fact that her sister absolutely detests her effort to save her. I already feel bad for her 😟

It’s always a fairy lord wanting to date a human girl. wtf. Uno reverse it. Let the hot fairy lady date a human man 😔✊

8 pages in and it’s already been 3 chapters. Whose perspective was chapter 2? Huh??? 😭

What’s up with these kings and their sons 😭 Dude let your son die

The thing is, I’m Asian. We come from a superstitious background. If there’s a ghost in your house, YOU LEAVE GODDAMNIT

Whenever I want a quick good ol’ read, I slap myself with a T Kingfisher book

I’ve been reading this gradually for the past week in the train and let me tell you, Shannon NEVER lets me down. She’s always had a knack of writing strong, independent women who aren’t defined by their gender alone, but genuinely by the way they navigate and tackle their problems like any other man. Them being women simply serves as an engine for their success because the story is set in a patriarchal society!

Please don’t have a purity kink please don’t have a purity kink please don’t have a purity kink

God if you love me save my soul ☠️ You’re trauma dumping aLREADY????

Tell me she’s gonna date the Dark One without telling me she’s gonna date the Dark One 🥴

Not the sixteenth birthday dagger gift 😭Girl boutta be every YA protagonist for sure

*SCREAMS IN EXCITEMENT*

I already know I’m gonna eat this shit up if it’s grumpy people 😭 I love the difficult surly ones