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HAVING A BLADE STUCK IN YOUR CHEST FOR HOURS??? OW???? BROTHER OW????

If the family dies again Imma die with them king

How he writes the same character from three different timelines and still makes it make sense is beyond me

Someone give me water, there’s too much going on and I’m not made fOR CARDIO ANYMORE!!

I’m so angry rn about the portrayal of sexism in academia but I gotta sit on it first before I figure out how to word this into sentences FFS. I’m so close to DNF

Alice is also a special kind of stupid. Girl WHAT. MOVE ON????

Honestly reasonable crashout. Elspeth is the only one with a brain cell so far

Bro this whole book is like a study in being academia-sexual in a bad way

Fuck Peter, I hope the bones have you 🗣️☠️

There better be a goddamn good reason why Peter is being a dickhead or I would’ve wished from this point onwards that he got screwed over by the damn Weaver Girl later on

If anyone stood me up after making plans with me, you can best believe they’re going on my Fuck You list faster than you can say please

Okay I’m already clocking out and not liking this. This is the artist’s plight argument all over again. Just because you’ve suffered does not mean it is worth the outcome. Just because you suffer more does not also mean you have supremacy over others, just an inherent level of delusional that lies to yourself that torture, pain, and suffering is worth the outcome—which in this case, is not.

Okay this has to be satirical at this point. wtf you mean you’re supporting this psycho?? How old are you guys????

Anyone who lives in academia and touts the legend of “never eating because you’re in flow state and maintaining that flow is state is what matters” needs a good hard smack on their face. Yall… clarity of mind comes from having a damn schedule 🫠

HOW IS SAVING YOUR CLEARLY ABUSIVE PROFESSOR WORTH MORE THAN YOUR LIFE

It’s been 115 pages and no sign of magic until now. Yall… why you walking in Hell when you could be experimenting with magic

Damn, Alice dogging on all these philosophers like it’s a normal Sunday

…why is everyone in hell from the West 🫩

Imma be honest I’m really here for the romance at this point. I don’t feel much stakes in wanting an academic reference from one dude who probably is dead and will give you all the glory you need because you worked under him. Bro, that’s probably a referral enough

Shall I, dare I say it, see a piece that roasts the current *COUGH* presidencies that imply *COUGH* reduced opportunities and funding in academia???

This is the first time I’ve ever read a satirical piece about not wanting to reincarnate because you’d prefer being a dead Cambridge student. Is this what you call, propaganda???

I’m kidding, but smart or not, brother I’d rather move on 😭 Hell is boring AF

LOL definitely the average experience of a grad student with a toxic ass professor who doesn’t credit you, let alone let you do anything worthwhile. Dam bro, is this still an academia roast commentary

Damn never knew pentagrams were like coding Python LOL

NOT THE FRAT PARTY

Damn, a brain dead comatose pregnant mother can continue with her pregnancy so long as the baby has a brain is real screwed up.

And the mother dies once she gives birth? Even more screwed up.

Never knew that there was an unnamed hormone pumped by the brain to keep the heart beating! But if the brain is dead then the heart is gone in 48 hours ig

I’m not gonna lie, I love Mary Roach but describing burn patients so blithely puts a bad feeling in my stomach. It’s one thing to make fun of historical figures with their concerning medical methods, but it’s another thing comparing burn patient treatments to shawarma shops and lotto games

I’m so stoked I LOVED Bear and the Nightingale, lord give me mercy!!

Damn everywhere I go this book is ROUGH. First half was slow, but the second half got me bawling back to back

Honestly I wouldn’t be shocked if Briar was dead too ngl

I usually don’t cry at many things but the minute you bring some parental dynamic in this, I cry like a baby. If there’s any unconditional love that I believe in, it’s in a mother’s love 🥹