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honestly screw the boring king of sloth, i an even calling it a soft dnf, vuk marković my serbian close friend and compatriot, HERE I COMEEEEEE 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

i get it, he’s a king of sloth but my God is he one boring man who provides nothing at all. if the roles were reversed, everyone would hate the spoiled girl

now anna… since when does mykonos give you an “ocean” air… one google search and greece touches the aegean, mediterranean and ionian sea… no oceans in the middle of euroasia girl. and spain is a kingdom, so no president there… like girl did no one catch that 😭

i was not updating this book at all, that just shows you how much i am devouring her. nena and nestor my babies, they deserve freedom from them all, the yankees, the vampires, the dona mercedes, the papa, felix, they can all f off and let my babies live in peace

what if i tell you i stalked someone randomly on tt and that’s how i found this book. the best books shall always find you no matter the inconvenience

theory time! nena and her grandma are the only ones that can “cure” susto because they survived the attack!

God I already adore this book

DE LEON MENTIONED? gabe is that you lurking in the shadows… another vampire book coincidentally…. #eotv

I can hear Valeria from MW2 in my head saying, “you were the wild ones, LOS VAQUEROS”… let’s mf go

college has been killing me yall... i am cooked for at least half a month, but that is okay! in raye's words, "she will be alright!" that being said, the plan is to finish HoF reread and then finally wrap up a game of thrones, by that time i'll go to the vacation and read smt cheesy bcs why not!! haha happy summer everyone stay cool and healthy

let’s address the elephant in the room i thought that warden was a father figure!!???!?!?!?! good Lord no babes he a fucking soulmate
i graduated from sjm school of mates the moment he mentioned a gold cord i was like pack it up what the helly
for me their tension was never sexual it was a showcase of dominance but in a fatherly way??? 😭😭😭 gotta shift my mindset for my sake

WE HAD REUNION WITH NICKK 😭😭😭😭😭 oh my swede friend i love him so much AND JAXON LOCK IN BITCH WE NEED TO HAVE A TRIP TO OXFORD
Ngl as someone who’s never set foot in England I’ve always found the whole “mysterious oxford old village yadayada” trope amusing… oh warden you take good care of paige ‼️‼️‼️‼️

DIVASS LONDON CALLS HOMEEEEEEEE
oh warden, play father figure by taylor swift…
paige girl you will go home if i say so

Warden you are cooking, I still don’t trust you but holly you are cooking

BALKAN MENTIONED RAAAGHHH 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅ok but why were we envaded babes

Paige is better than me cause if I found Warden like that I would stab his sorry ass the same second
Jk that would be stupid but tempting nonetheless

if i am supposed to fall to this propaganda that i'll actually respect warden, guess what bitch, you in the system? you have the power? BOO i'm throwing tomatoes ... anyway paige my little goat you will escape diva!!!! i like the turns that the story is taking so far, good job author! haha we'll see where it all goes! justice for sebastian tho

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

bitch what the fuck
im sorry for the cuss words but to say that i’m confused would be a severely big misassumption

ok so lock in, maybe i’m illiterate i’ll take the insult, but we have fmc which is human girl living in some London alt, and she has these fancyesque powers of checking the dreamscapes?? which are? idk dude and now they kidnapped to evil oxford bitch i need to read idk where this is going lmao

DANICA PANIĆ??? SERBIAN DIVA IN THE BOOK?? or south slavic at least!!!

Just wanted to say that the life has been whipping me this month of May so in order not to lose my sanity I decided to do an absolutely unnecessary ToG reread so yeah we are on page 200 of ToG and God did I miss it…. life’s been crazy I needed something to keep me on track lmao

just saw that a few years ago i rated anton chekov's book 4 stars and i rate all kinds of dogsh*t 5 stars... sometimes i'm so hilarious it's beyond saving... that's why i always say i don't take goodreads seriously i am so subjective here i can't help myself lmaoooooo
mind you uncle vanya is peak i was just loud and wrong, i gotta reread so many classics

decided to start trackimg down the mangas i read!!! won’t include them in the challenge bcs by that logic i’d finish the challenge in one sitting and that’s no fun hahah. already i’d marked the witch hat atelier, bit there is so much more to put, like, almost all of jjk, 4th season of aot, 80% of kny, sosososoo many webtoons, ok… a whole lot of things, probably wont put them all lmao… but yeah!

the draco malfoys wife is getting her butt kicked into hell, and across my reading catalogue of 15+ years, she’ll have quite a good company there,
but no bullshit idc about kayne, he hasn’t “bought” me with the whole “i’m washing you, i’m saving you from the rap!st”, like the bar is bellow hell idc i still hate him gtf away from her

ok to be fair this is not as half shallow as i originally said in my first update… helena you are moving me…. i see you…. and i understand that this book has a lot of politicking, and many morally gray and morally challenging ideologies and yada yada but believe me i am 🤏🏻 this close to just cheering for helena’s survival and i’ll send all other characters into idgafistan or into hell directly

this shit depressing as fuck, every book i’ve ever read has always had at least some pathethic reason for the main character to live on (even poor gabe de leon had to tell his story to the morgana or whatever her name was), and this poor woman has absolutely no reason to move forward, also i hate this draco malfoy like gtfo, he’s so annoying every time he opens his mouth just stfu and do your stupid research

I love Elm so much omg
jokes aside i love this cast sm they are all so beautiful oh Rachel the diva that you are

why is goodreads deleting my reading activities!!?!?!?!? i didnt survive a whole crashout while reading empire of the dawn for you to delete it all!!!! what the hell