elide’s Reviews > The Bone Season > Status Update

let’s address the elephant in the room i thought that warden was a father figure!!???!?!?!?! good Lord no babes he a fucking soulmate
i graduated from sjm school of mates the moment he mentioned a gold cord i was like pack it up what the helly
for me their tension was never sexual it was a showcase of dominance but in a fatherly way??? 😭😭😭 gotta shift my mindset for my sake

WE HAD REUNION WITH NICKK 😭😭😭😭😭 oh my swede friend i love him so much AND JAXON LOCK IN BITCH WE NEED TO HAVE A TRIP TO OXFORD
Ngl as someone who’s never set foot in England I’ve always found the whole “mysterious oxford old village yadayada” trope amusing… oh warden you take good care of paige ‼️‼️‼️‼️

DIVASS LONDON CALLS HOMEEEEEEEE
oh warden, play father figure by taylor swift…
paige girl you will go home if i say so

Warden you are cooking, I still don’t trust you but holly you are cooking

Paige is better than me cause if I found Warden like that I would stab his sorry ass the same second
Jk that would be stupid but tempting nonetheless

if i am supposed to fall to this propaganda that i'll actually respect warden, guess what bitch, you in the system? you have the power? BOO i'm throwing tomatoes ... anyway paige my little goat you will escape diva!!!! i like the turns that the story is taking so far, good job author! haha we'll see where it all goes! justice for sebastian tho

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

bitch what the fuck
im sorry for the cuss words but to say that i’m confused would be a severely big misassumption

ok so lock in, maybe i’m illiterate i’ll take the insult, but we have fmc which is human girl living in some London alt, and she has these fancyesque powers of checking the dreamscapes?? which are? idk dude and now they kidnapped to evil oxford bitch i need to read idk where this is going lmao

DANICA PANIĆ??? SERBIAN DIVA IN THE BOOK?? or south slavic at least!!!