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“After that spectacle at the well, I’m in the mood to be chivalrous.”

They were all a LITTLE mad, if one was to be forthright.

“I confess, I am not the type of gentleman to blithely let a lady win.”

“I confess, I’m not the type of gentleman to blithely let a lady win.”

“I heard of a tradition,” said Thorne, “where the guests are supposed to make a bunch of raucous noise outside of the bridal chambers on the wedding night, until you give us candy and send us away.”
Scarlet glared at him. “Yeah, please don’t do that.”

“You’re the one who tried to kill me, remember? You’re the one sitting on my throne. You’re the one who married my boyfriend!”

Reunion: 282
Meet the Parents: 297

Not reacting.
I am a vision of tranquility and indifference.
I am the essence of peace and calm.
For my next trick, I will win a staring contest with a moron in orange sunglasses.

Not reacting.
I am a vision of tranquility and indifference.
I am the essence of of peace and calm.
For my next trick, I will win a staring contest with a moron in orange sunglasses.

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“She shot me in the arm once.”
This confession was said with as much tenderness as if Scarlet had given him a bouquet of wildflowers rather than a bullet wound.

Thorne’s Predictions