Pidge’s Reviews > Winter > Status Update

“You’re the one who tried to kill me, remember? You’re the one sitting on my throne. You’re the one who married my boyfriend!”

Reunion: 282
Meet the Parents: 297

Not reacting.
I am a vision of tranquility and indifference.
I am the essence of of peace and calm.
For my next trick, I will win a staring contest with a moron in orange sunglasses.

Page 78/79:
“She shot me in the arm once.”
This confession was said with as much tenderness as if Scarlet had given him a bouquet of wildflowers rather than a bullet wound.

Thorne’s Predictions

She deadpanned, “Sir Jacin Clay, there is an assassin under my bed.”

“Like wire cutters.”