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united kingdom try not to put your crusty fingers into the middle east's business challenge (impossible)
why are they like that... seriously, stop. get some help.

Quelle. magnifique. préface. Honnêtement aussi captivante qu’une histoire en tant que tel! wow!

why is he comparing her eyes to chocolate milk and tea 😭 what the fuck edward

“feathery ice crystals”??????? the heck you on???

why is edward acting like that… bro, you can say fuck ‘em kids and their gossip to then, not even .02 seconds later turn into the nosiest bitch out there this ain’t how it works

edward really said this is a jessica hate account and i respect it. i endorse the slander. sorry to anna kendrick.

bruh the book hasn’t even started yet and the music is taking me out 😭 at least it’s in character for edward but they really chose the angstiest classical song they could fine and rolled with it. iconic tbh

the shit i do for friends… i’m taking one for the team y’all. also, gonna comment on this book a bunch. if i have to suffer whatever the fuck this mormon propaganda shit is, so do you 🤍

the description of the horsemen of apocalypse is *chef’s kiss*