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why is he comparing her eyes to chocolate milk and tea 😭 what the fuck edward
— Mar 27, 2022 01:18PM
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why is edward acting like that… bro, you can say fuck ‘em kids and their gossip to then, not even .02 seconds later turn into the nosiest bitch out there this ain’t how it works
— Mar 26, 2022 11:34PM
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edward really said this is a jessica hate account and i respect it. i endorse the slander. sorry to anna kendrick.
— Mar 26, 2022 11:26PM
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bruh the book hasn’t even started yet and the music is taking me out 😭 at least it’s in character for edward but they really chose the angstiest classical song they could fine and rolled with it. iconic tbh
— Mar 26, 2022 11:14PM
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the shit i do for friends… i’m taking one for the team y’all. also, gonna comment on this book a bunch. if i have to suffer whatever the fuck this mormon propaganda shit is, so do you 🤍
— Mar 26, 2022 10:53PM

