m > Recent Status Updates

what is up with the cicada, katydid, and locusts?????????? are there no other sounds on piper island 😭😭😭😭😭😭

the metaphors is literally killing me 🫩

she is pissing me off bc just freaking admit that ur a freak like ughhhh

aye no hate to the fathers but i didn’t sign up for this

r u kidding me? I know I didn’t just read a scene where he’s cleaning her IYKYK but then the scene stops right after it was gonna get juicy?! likeeeeee I feel cheated

she saved his FUCKING LIFE and what she gets in return is a “not interested” 😀😀😀

“i don’t think ive ever heard this man say ‘please’ for anyone but me” are we fr rn? UR KIDDINGGGGGGGG

talking about marriage before saying ILY is crazy work

fuck that time jump what

“she’s my whore and no one else’s” like is this supposed to come off as tough??

FRANK OCEAN REFERENCE STOP EWWWW

kill me

“nicholas doesn’t like bangs? fantastic. i don’t like nicolas” my fucking idol

okay lowkey that’s disgusting 😭😭

yall he is deranged 😭😭

some of this writing is… questionable 😭😭

okay sorry but she’s funny

IM SCARED

i’m afraid that… oh no nvm i’m just afraid!

her first impulse is to dance with happiness LMFAO

“that day at the river, i know i had to get you in my bed, under me. i yearn for you like ive never yearned for anyone before. i yearn to possess your body, but i also year for every bit of human touch you can offer me” 😛😛

when he asks you to tell him what your expectations are and he’ll meet them 😍😍

woah time jump 😭😭😭😭

literally wtf

she’s mentioned 20/20, tiktok, and instagram alr please stop with the modern day references

i LOVE their banter. i am cheesing so hard (HAHAHAHA get it? cheese? iykyk)

okay time i finish this 🧀🍔

😮

okay i didn’t see that cominggggggg 👀

IM TWEAKING OUT