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Flashback of Cassius and Lysander meeting after all this great plot and action…idgaf

They’re slapping Pax???…oh when Virginia and Darrow catch his ass….

Thinking you’re gonna beat Cassius au Bellona in a duel…are you crazy

“You do not know the toil, nor could you suffer it. And so you will never know the reward of understanding it.”

Sevro is so funny and never misses

Idk this flirting reads very DTK romantasy

Why is epehrum conning Lydia? I’m invested

Again, Brown loves to kill somebody off, and bring back their sibling with the same personality as them

Evergreen but Darrow is wildin

These American accents be kicking their asses lol

The Lysander voice actor makes toe obsidians sound like Jamaicans, I’m crying 😭

*pretends to not see the “was a xyz” first sentence character description on RR wiki everytime I look up a character I forgot about *

So just met her and it’s immediately insane trauma

LMAOO @ how they’re like guys we can’t go to war without approval from the governing body because that’s how tyrants are made and our irl redacted just does that all the time

I’m sorry I love this “listen up liberal, my wife left me” depressive mood from Darrow! Someone throw on some divorce dad rock

Jaded 33 year old Darrow who realized years ago the pitfalls of dedicating your life to doing the right thing, real asf

I’m scared lol

Idk the way king Harado is talking about Claris- I think he should d**

Meh this kind of dragged at certain points and was clearly a setup book for the rest of the series. But I’ve only heard phenomenal things about the second book, so I do think I will continue the series @ some point

“Goddess elect” is so funny to me, like is there a runoff or something

Unironic use of fuck around and find out …i wish yt people never found that phrase g

I mean when you strip everything back not much has really happened at all.
And this romance between the main girl and the prince is the most forced shit I’ve read in awhile lmao

This entire society is too freaked out to have a little girl in the mix of all of it right now

DO NOT ORDER KAZ BREKKER FROM TEMU

“A lank colorless brown” 😒

I know we’re talking about hair but this idea that brown physical features are dull and lank is so pervasive in literature it drummed me crazy

I mean this is like 5 degrees away from being a book whose world building is set dressing for the romantic plotting. Not quite, but on the spectrum of that vibe for sure

I think the world is very rich but the author is spending lots of page time describing various orgies in every new scene like we get it

Apparently I’m meant to spend a year reading this book
lol at the character whose magical ability is being able to locate his dad, I have the opposite of whatever that is bahaha

It’s kind of a head trip that Lynne is basically the same character as Jeanne from Lions of Al Rassan, they’re starting to get mixed up in my head. Time to take a break from fantasy after I finish these

I adore the mad king troupe

Shakespeare you will always be famous