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the issue with collections like this is that it's so easy to say "just one more story", and then you end up reading The Raft and know you won't be getting to sleep anytime soon

"It's Linkin Park. Hybrid Theory."

god this is hilarious

"I've gotta return some videotapes."

there it is – the Genesis monologue

utterly extraordinary, at once completely missing the point of the band and rife with factual and grammatical inaccuracies, yet also begrudgingly on the right side of history with its takes

which is all to say it makes any true fan of the band extremely uncomfortable, as though they may disagree with his analysis on the surface, they know deep down the psychopath is not wrong

i knew it

ughh i'm being ever so slightly pulled in now, 4/5 of the way through

oh my god

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my god this is dry
the amount of nothing currently happening screams twist, but there's already been a giant twist?
so far, halfway through, precisely one single reference to the previous books

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well i don't like THAT

never let it be said that the ring books aren't all very different from each other

extremely academic and theoretical so far; nearly a third of the way through and i still have no foothold at all