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huh so he THINKS he hates her…

“ “Your only option now is to leave, sit in the morgue over there, or…” Or? I’ve never heard an or come out of his mouth. “You can get your little coffee and sit in that little seat across from me.”

Okayyyyy jackson

“Dear Emily,
It’s clear my impending departure has left you in a sour mood”

OKAYYYYY this is going to be FUN

OMG IVE BEEN SHIPPING MADISON AND JAMES THE WHOLE BOOK. SARAH DROP THAT BOOK ALREADY I SWEAR

“I think there’s a ghost living in the top floor of the inn.”
“Mabel, there’s no such thing as ghosts.”
“Then explain to me why I heard all those squeaks last night.”
Of course I’m mid drink as she says this, which makes me spray it out of my mouth. I immediately cover my mouth, and Jeanine thrusts a cocktail napkin in my direction

It’s so UNSERIOUS OMG

I forgot how funny this book was

Completely out of topic but please recommend YouTubers to watch while eating!! (Vlogs, essays, whatever PLEASE🙏)

“Will and Amelia, wearing baseball hats, sunglasses, and…is Amelia wearing a fake mustache?”

HUH

“Funny how men can get away with saying things like that on a date and it’s endearing, but when I did, I got left ten minutes into the date”

Annie I love you

Annie is funny

Ohh I forgot how much I liked this book, I’m really enjoying it!!

I forgot how cute this book is

They just…. Kissed? Out of nowhere?

I feel so bad for ameliaaa

Rereading this one because for some reason Goodreads deleted it from my read list and I don’t remember half of it!

I’m so disgusted right now

I should be focusing on my final exams but instead I read the off campus series in a week…

I’m rereading the whole series and i remember this one being my favorite but I think it has changed….

I forgot how this book literally checks out every single cliche to ever exist this is so fun

I am, once again, having fun reading this thing. What can I say

“I have to concede, “Yeah, that actually makes you a total pig compared to the girls I know. The most they ever eat is half a starter salad.”

I’m about to kms this kind of limes are so hard to read

OMG I just remembered that Logan (or was it dean??) liked Hannah for a while?!?!?

I’m not from the US so please can someone enlighten me and tell me if this is how the average college experience is?? Seriously

It’s been a FUCKING WHILE but IM BACK!!!

It’s the fact that MY FRIEND Kevin from shameless is going to play Garrett’s father for me (I actually never finished shameless tbh but IDK)

I’m re reading this one just for the shits and giggles. I think the first time I read the off campus series was in 2022/23 so im planning on doing a more thorough review just because