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I’m gonna punch Jude’s family into the SUN

Did you know that if you read a book like 20 times as a tween/teen, you can be 45 and still remember every beat of a story and a lot of the dialog? This reread is the best way to dissociate from our terrible reality.

I'm doing audio, and I think I've got to switch to ebook bc the narrator's nasally Jude voice is the least hot thing I can hear.

Vanyel Ashkevron: Lil’ Goth Shithead (I have read this book at least 20 times, but not for years)

This one is for everyone who carries a torch for The Captal’s Tower and Doors of Stone.

It’s ironic I’ve been reading and listening to this on an iPhone.

“You can’t just run away to grad school every time you don’t know what to do next!”

RUUUUDE (to me)

Oh no they ended up at the Crescent early on, no night at the Crescent ends well

Grown-ass women are drinking milk and amaretto, crusie’s food writing remains unmatched

The way Jennifer Crusie writes about china, I would be afraid to leave her at an estate sale, you’d come home with an entire set of Easter dishes. Also, the weird blaming here?

I WILL NOT STAND FOR BRITNEY SLANDER

Wow there’s a lot of jerk dudes. And so much weight loss talk. But also banter, like old timey shit.