Jennifer > Recent Status Updates

Don’t piss me off with this grandiose idea of what a dispatcher does.

Yeah this is gonna fix me.

This is far to real to my life

I fear I am a classics girl now.

Nothing says love like standing outside and leaving your man juice on a woman’s window.

I am begging you to read the sentences. You write out loud because they’re bad.
Stop trying to be fancy and just make a grammatically correct sentence

This is making my blood sugar drop. Help. I’m jumping.

I’m unsure what’s going on but cool

I am here but a tad bored.

Ugh this is gonna wreck me I know it.

I am terrified cause this book is seeming like my own person biography. Hello???

I still hate him.

I uh wow.

I don’t think this book is supposed to be as funny as I find it

God regular men suck

Idk if I can ever go back online after this.

No we are not using little owl as a pet name. Leave.

There are zero desirable qualities about this man at this point I hate him

Okay fine that makes more sense why he is so scared of her.

I absolutely love her. I feel like that’s controversial but I feel for her and I understand her plight. I get it. Now Rem, I’m unsure. I understand his fears but damn dude ease up. At the end of the day they are two scared kids though so it makes sense.

I’m two pages in and as a person with extreme ADHD this is almost too disjointed and hyper distracting for me to understand like we are skipping along things. We also are just like not making any sense and we just keep repeating the same things.

I’ve hit a point where I am a little annoyed with how perfect things are happening even though I know it won’t stay this way.

Why Nicole must you do this. I can feel the pain coming.

I’m incredibly enraged that once we switch from the perspective of a mentally ill hysterical woman in the 1930s to a man who comes from a rough life we immediately switched to good writing great storytelling, and someone would say a cohesive plot.

Maybe re reading childhood favorites isn’t good for you cause now I feel like I lost the magic. And I don’t love it as much.