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what the fuck

I don’t feel good.

chloe walsh is unhealthily obsessed with ruining scenes because the mmc has a dick problem
wtf I thought we left that with johnny

i’m obsessed with them

I love joey ☹️

dieu aide-moi fr😔😔

girl pls read his book wtf

WHY THE FUCK DID SHE SAY NO

i literally love xaden

“Tell me,” he whispered, his voice sliding like silk over my flushed skin.
“What?” My own voice came out breathless.
“I am your favorite sin.”

STOP

“She looked haunted, Charlie.”
“She heard Blake Carlisle’s name,” he replies. “How else was she supposed to look?”

i can't stop laughing.

“I don’t drink,” he reminds me, sounding awfully impatient for a man who’s heard the sentence I don’t cook seventeen times in the last thirty minutes without it making any lasting impression.

IM DYINGG

“Rude is declaring the entire dating pool of New York City tainted just because you managed to pick four assholes in a row.”

HELP ME 😭😭

The Fate gave the queen a look more vicious than any curse. “There is nothing of equal value to me.”

im actually crying

can they maybe not be so stupid

“It hurts, Jacks.”
“I know, love. I’m going to take you somewhere safe.”

MY HEART

“Where were you?” she asked.
“I was killing innocent maidens and kicking puppies.”
“Jacks, that’s not funny.”

KILL ME NOW

I KNEW HE WAS LUC FROM THE MINUTE THEY MENTIONED HIM

ty's existence makes me want to jump off a cliff

i need an award for reading this and not throwing up

SHE'S OVER SIX FEET CAN SOMEONE GET ME LEG EXTENSIONS

He leans forward and demonstrates on me, looking deep into my eyes then slowly brushing an imaginary lock of hair behind my ear.
“Damn,” says Lawrence. “I felt that all the way over here.”

LMAOO I CAN'T

The knight returns with the damsel in distress,” Jameson declared as I made my way toward him. He glanced toward Grayson. “You’re the damsel.”
“I figured,” Grayson deadpanned.'


LMAOO

“I can’t even hate him now. He’s a part of me. He’s in me.” Jameson’s fingers lightly touched my hair, then curled into it. “But mostly, I can’t hate him, Avery Kylie Grambs, because he brought me you.”

OMG

“I don’t hate you, Tripp,” she says, a small smile playing at her lips. “Not even a little bit.”

IM LAUGHING

HEAR ME OUT
I BET MRS DALTON IS XANDER'S GRANDMA
IDK WHY BUT I JUST KNOW

triplets are so cool

“Drink some yourself. Then maybe you can tell the difference between me and a dog.”

I WAS DOING FINE WITHOUT SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT WTH