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SHE SPREADS HER RECENTLY DECEASED PARENTS ASHES AND THEN THEY IMMEDIATELY FUCK????? AND HES LIKE HEY IS THIS RESPECTFUL?? AND SHE SAYS NO I FEEL THEIR SPIRITS WITH US THEY WOILE WANT ME GET BONKED?????

HER ONLY FRIEND IN RHE FRICKING CAPITAL WHO WAS FIRE WHIPPED BY THE EVIL DRACO MALFOY DUPE KING BECAUSE OF HERRRRR AND SHES LIKE “WOW HES SO ADHD MAYBE HE DESERVED THE PUNISHMENT” WHATTTSNJFEJHDJ ??

IM SORRY I NEED TO SHSRE THIS WITH SOMEONE??? SHE HAS HEALING POWERS AND THE EVIL KING IS LIKE HEAL THIS SPY I YORTURD AND SHE STARTS BY REATTACHING HIS PENIS AND THEN HE MAKES A SEX JOKE AND HER INNER MONOLOGUE IS LIKE “HOT IM AROUSED” GIRL WHAT

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? THIS BOOK IT WAS LIKE 8000 WORDS ON VOLCANO AND THEM BAM GRAFFIC TORTURE???? ALSO THEI LOVE INTEREST IS NOT REDEEMABLE AND HES BLONDE???? EVIL BLONDE MEN ARE THE WORST???!????

They’re making a movie for this and I have very low expectations after seeing the trailer but uma therman was definitely serving cunt

I’m sorry but why the fuck are these dragons having sex like that’s not my business I don’t need to hear this???

This is so good def see the hype

This one is hitting different

WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE SHES 17?!?!!?? This is what happens when you play BitLife while watching a movie with subtitles fml

Wattpad era lol - acc I just watched the movie and it was so fucking unhinged I knew I had to read the book so that’s what we’re doing tn

Coffee house amirite

The cardinal is giving 💅

I was overhyped for this and now I’m sad

bedtime story

Why is this shit kind of slapping tho?

For some reason I always get the urge to reread this on the plane to Boston???

Kindle unlimited has unleashed a monster

I’m actually gagging I think this may be the worst book I’ve ever read