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SHE SPREADS HER RECENTLY DECEASED PARENTS ASHES AND THEN THEY IMMEDIATELY FUCK????? AND HES LIKE HEY IS THIS RESPECTFUL?? AND SHE SAYS NO I FEEL THEIR SPIRITS WITH US THEY WOILE WANT ME GET BONKED?????

HER ONLY FRIEND IN RHE FRICKING CAPITAL WHO WAS FIRE WHIPPED BY THE EVIL DRACO MALFOY DUPE KING BECAUSE OF HERRRRR AND SHES LIKE “WOW HES SO ADHD MAYBE HE DESERVED THE PUNISHMENT” WHATTTSNJFEJHDJ ??

IM SORRY I NEED TO SHSRE THIS WITH SOMEONE??? SHE HAS HEALING POWERS AND THE EVIL KING IS LIKE HEAL THIS SPY I YORTURD AND SHE STARTS BY REATTACHING HIS PENIS AND THEN HE MAKES A SEX JOKE AND HER INNER MONOLOGUE IS LIKE “HOT IM AROUSED” GIRL WHAT

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? THIS BOOK IT WAS LIKE 8000 WORDS ON VOLCANO AND THEM BAM GRAFFIC TORTURE???? ALSO THEI LOVE INTEREST IS NOT REDEEMABLE AND HES BLONDE???? EVIL BLONDE MEN ARE THE WORST???!????