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I wish people talked like this IRL

"But you said this house wasn't haunted," Greta said.
"It's not," Sabine said. "He just wants to hang out and watch movies. He doesn't know he's dead. To get rid of him, I'm supposed to say, 'Dave, go away,' three times."
"Is anyone under your bed, Greta?" Nicole asked.
"Only the smell of honey," Greta said. "Which is its own sort of ghost."

Not sure what I was thinking with a name like Boy Parts, but ohhhhh