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HER CHARACTER WAS NOW FIXED ON HIS MIND AS PERFECTION !!!!!! HERH HAVE YOU SEEN SOME BEFORE! MAD

HE HAD NEVERR!!!!!! EVEN BELIEVED HIMSELF TO SEEE!!!! HER EQUAL! period

"MORE TENDER, MORE TRIED, MORE FIXED IN A KNOWLEDGE OF EACH OTHER'S CHARACTER, TRUTH AND ATTACHMENT" JANE AUSTENNNNNN THE WOMAN THAT YOU AREE!

fine they love each other "the cheeks which had been pale now glowed"

okay fine he ate! I haven't forgiven him completely, but he licked the plate!

"I HAVE LOVED NONE BUT YOU" *gunshots in the AIRRRRRRRRR* "YOU ALONE HAVE BROUGHT ME TO BATH"

It's 7:22 am in Lyon and Captain Wentworth just delivered his letter to Anne. "YOU PIERCE MY SOUL. I AM HALF AGONY, HALF HOPE" "DARE NOT SAY MAN FORGETS SOONER THAN WOMAN, THAT HIS LOVE HAS AN EARLIER DEATH"

EVERYONE STAY CALM! IT'S HAPPENING, STAY CALM

Also Mrs smith was going to let Anne marry this charlatan ???

There’s always a snake in the grass with miss austen: it’s mr wickham, of frank Churchill or now mr Elliot

Avarice

contd - have had 2 conversations, and they've been dry bones dot come. Maybe I'm wrong, but it's not eating for me.

Okay yes and by now Emma and Mr Knightley had bickered all around town, he had told her off "badly done Emma" she had sulked for 2 days and then rightfully so had gone to say sorry to the lady I can't remember and then Mr Knightley says "maybe if I loved you less I could talk about it more" BARZ, but I think we are being served a cold plate of a nothing burger! I think Anne (pleasant babe) and Wentworth (floppatron)

I don't want to be negative, but I think I know what is irking me about this book. We are near the end but I still don't know anything about their actual chemistry to make me support them ending up together. By now Mr Darcy had called Lizzie's family a ghetto ass institution and "ruined perhaps forever the happiness of a most beloved sister" but then he made up for it and then had the proposal of a life time! (contd)

"mischief of his attentions" me when someone I don't like, likes me

"One does not love a place the less for having suffered in it.."

The book has a final chance to enamor itself to me. I'm scared to say this might not be a Jane Austen slay for me :/

It’s giving Charlotte and mr Collins and Jane fairfax and Frank Churchill

Jane Austen you messy bitch

Captain benwick and Louisa from where???? Did they even speak ???

Pardon ??????

Hand on heart I just screamed “WHAT?” out loud

“Her imagination and her heart were bewitched”

The more I read, the more I like Anne. Real pleasant babe

“His goodness of heart and simplicity of character were simply irresistible” my type fr

I don’t see how Captain Wentworth is going to be able to turn it around for me. I think he’s a prick

She has been eloquent on a point in which her own conduct would ill bear examination

"Her soul wanted only the solitude and silence which only numbers could give"