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Soooooo it’s like that National Treasure movie but instead of Nicolas Cage we have a blonde grad student obsessed with local L.A. folklore and instead of the Declaration of Independence we have some magical stuff. Oh! And every man we interact with is introduced like a possible love interest.

Whoever edited this audiobook did a terrible job. They left in every quick breath the one of the narrator took and it’s super distracting

Why am I so excited to read this whole series ?… oh maybe bc it’s a bunch of my favorite authors writing monster smut !!!!!

Y2K core, fame hungry and full of violence.
If you liked Victorian Psycho but wished it had more MySpace….

I have cried so many times already. I mean I’m a crier but still. Geez 😢😂

I would die. The embarrassment would cause heart failure. Also it’s completely adorable 🥰

I started out this year never having read a cowboy romance…now we are here. Lyla Sage made me read a whole series in less than two months.

Oooooh this is going to be bananas

When it feels like everything is on fire, and the anxiety won’t let up. I turn to Halla and Sarkis once again. If I ever get the opportunity/honor to meet T.Kingfisher I will be one of those weirdos who tears up and thanks her for saving my life with this silly little love story.
Does anyone else have a book that is almost like a form of therapy?

Wheeeeeee! My copy just arrived!!!

This is just bad.

Apparently I’m reading all the books in this series in 48 hrs…bc holidays 🤷‍♀️😂

I can honestly say this has kept me on my toes in the best way possible.

Wt actually f

This is incredibly heavy handed

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So our main FC is basically if Harley Quinn and Barbie were thrown in a blender. Perhaps this author is a Margo Robbie fan?…

At this point I’m screaming “just get the f*ck out of her house!” at these people. Come on girl, this is getting ridiculous

I can just feel in my bones that I’m going to love this 🤞

Are you fucking kidding me. This is so third act break up is so dumb I’m mad about it. 😡

This book is giving me whiplash 😂 he’s such a sweet lovey cinnamon roll, then he legit cuts a chunk of his arm off bc some heifer touches him.

I have seen too many scary movies. 😑

Reread begins! And I still want a Balabash+Sunshine story! I need it for my soul 💕

I’m am strugggggggling to get into this, I loved the first one so much. But this has a completely different feel to it.

For some reason every time I try to mark this as currently reading it changes to read. It also gave itself 5 stars 🤷‍♀️

Ahhhhhhhhh king Arthie! Yay I’m paying attention 😂

I’m doing a reread bc I love myself

Y’all. I thought I had set my expectations accordingly. This is not good. Like very not good. Yet I keep reading….

I’m about to get wrecked and I couldn’t be more excited

It’s reread time