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Maybe we shouldn't allow men to write women, actually

"It is necessary that I attend to my moustaches - they are deplorably limp from the heat of travelling." Hercule I love you, you silly little French man

I can accept insta-love in a fairy tale-inspired fantasy, but man am I a scrooge

"This is like Psych 101 but if a first year who wasn't paying attention tried to explain it to you" - my psych major gf

Source??

I’m so excited to continue this series but also genuinely why is the cover Like That

Baoxiang hitting a "Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao"

I fear I am not the target audience for this one

I really swore I wouldn't do this to myself. But Maren and I are listening to the Full Graphic Audio together so hopefully that makes it more enjoyable

SAMANTHA.
GIVE ME A BOOK ABOUT THE IMMORTAL RIZZLESS LESBIAN.
AND MY LIFE
IS YOURS.

I have only known Master Kiprun for two pages but I would kill and die for him.

I really appreciate the “can’t resist making a sex joke” representation

When I tell you I screamed upon seeing this in my NetGalley.

I audibly gagged at one point, please let these sex scenes end.

Not to be bad with names but I genuinely don't know what's going on (or why it matters)

If I had a shot for every time the MC mentioned the tragic past with her ex-best friend, where she ruined everything and also her outlook on love, I’d already have alcohol poisoning. So it is insane that barely 3 chapters in we’re basically going, “well actually I shouldn’t have to apologize for this and it’s ridiculous that she’s still mad.” Please I just want one slow-burn. Or even a normal-burn.

I'm reading this out of solidarity and I'm already unhappy about it

Girls who stress-bite their nails rise up (also lesbians ig).

OH? I really thought I had the whole meta-fiction thing on lock and then he threw a curveball at me.

I never want to read the word “broad” again

THIS WOULD BE WEIRD AS HELL IF HE WASNT HOT. IT STILL IS BUT WE’RE PRETENDING IT’S NOT FOR SOME REASON

Boink.

I actually got to this point last night, but the resolution to the romantic tension was so contrived and underwhelming that I just had to put the book down and go to sleep.
1/5 stars for Under One Roof. Most believable part was that Liam was bad at giving head.

"the erogenous curl of her toes" is not only one of the worst things I've had to read (hear?), but also so out of place with the rest of the novel that I'd be willing to pay real money to know what the author was thinking when he typed that.

I will not take My Chemical Romance slander from the person regularly listening to Disney film soundtracks on blast

Ah yes, seduction: stealing the other person’s stuff, and then being a condescending ass about it.
More importantly, if a man ever had the gall to move me out of the way by just, picking me up, without asking, in my own kitchen, I would lock him out of the damn house.

I have gone rock climbing many times, and not once have I thought I'd orgasm if someone made it to the top of the wall. FRANK WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

Ok I was joking two pages ago but he just kept going. Frank what the Fuck do gay people have to do with the military? Just say you're a muscle mommy fan and go

Frank Herbert confirms twink death

Maybe an audiobook was the wrong format for this