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Oh nice, I didn’t know that the manga goes far beyond the movie :D

The only problem with reading old detective stories is that I have no idea how advanced forensics was back then lol. Could they use fingerprints for example in 1917??

Just saw the new Knives Out and remembered how much I love whodunits with eccentric detectives, so here I am :D

Do children actually have imaginary friends? I don't know anyone who had one, but somehow they show up a lot in horror.

“Your taste runs to the quiet, the sober, the introspective. You are definitely the child of my loins.” - That’s a crazy thing to say to your 5-year-old child 😭

“There was, after all, nothing in the world so natural as people wishing to be English.” - Haha, I'm not so sure about that 😂 Clarke's sarcasm is spot on in this story :D

Mrs. Mabb is absolutely delightful, but I'm far too uncultured to understand all the references. The Queen Mab one completely flew over my head haha

I'm seriously considering whether I should dnf it now, before it clears up the last bit of ambiguity left about Bunny...

Damn, this is slowly turning into my most disappointing read of the year, which really sucks, as Bunny is one of my favorites of the year :(

“‘The things you make may change the nature of reality with their never-before-seen juxtapositions.‘ I was going to ask, What the fuck? but everyone else seemed to understand.” - Haha, that pretty much sums up my entire uni experience

“Maybe a god someone’s dug up. Hecate, Kali, or one of the Old Ones.” - So wait, Cthulhu and Co. exist in the Dresdenverse?! I hope we get to see him one day 👀

Let's see how this one goes. Bunny is a perfect standalone and I don't see how Awad could possibly build on it, but I'm ready to be surprised. :D

So far, I'm really enjoying it! Also, am I wrong to side with the bad guys? They kinda have a point haha

“She’s so underrated. I mean, I know everyone loves her, but then everyone loves to hate on her too, so like…underrated, man.” - He's talking about Taylor Swift btw, and yes, it's the same guy with the alien comment 😂

“The planet is mostly oceans. So what if we’re the aliens, and the earth actually belongs to the fish and the octopuses?” - Hahaha, what kind of logic is that?? 😂

Where is the horror?? It should have been nominated for the sci-fi award 😭

Oh man, it's so bleak and depressing...I'm not sure if I'm going to finish it :/

“Crane doesn’t know this yet, but he’s been pregnant for almost three months already.” - Ngl, that’s one heck of an opening line :D

“Content warnings: Mentions of MAGA, animal attack” - Hahaha, he got brutally mauled by an alligator 😂

She is going to fuck her uncle, isn't she? 😭

Wait, is this a Carmilla retelling? I thought this would be about cannibals haha

Kubrick's The Shining exists canonically in his books?? I thought King hated his version lol

Haha I'm dying over here 😂 (The fact that I'm sleep deprived probably doesn't help either 😂)

As messy as this book is, at least you can never guess what's going to happen next… Like, why is Jesus here and why is he helping to murder her husband?? 😭😂

The one-hour long nuclear power rant is genuinely the most unhinged thing I've listened to in months 😂

I dnfed it just a few months ago with the intention of coming back to it in a few years…Well, as it turns out, I need to watch the movie Doctor Sleep as soon as possible, so here I am again :D

“Love me, David. Make me warm” - 😬

“We know this because if one of a pair of identical twins has schizophrenia, there is a 50 per cent chance that their twin will also have the condition.” - This genuinely blows my mind, like why isn’t it 100%? But a perfect 50% is even crazier, how??

“I bare my teeth, a feral grin that would chill even the devil.” - Hahaha, this is so corny 😂

“I don’t care about fiction books—I only read the ones that are going to teach me something. Particularly about computer science and hacking. By now, there’s nothing those books can teach me anymore. I’ve mastered and then surpassed it.” - This book is pure comedic gold haha