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The second half is so much better than the first!!! I haven't been this emotional since DCC5 😭…I don’t want to stop, but it’s already too late 🫠

I took the day off just for this lol

“And on the woman’s plate was a small orange which had an evil laughter in its heart.” - Annoying Orange, is that you??

Oh man, what a depressing read so far :(

I'm sorry, but Harry without a hat is just not right lol

I'm such an idiot…I thought the book was the source material for the movie ”Promising Young Woman“ 😂

Fifth time's the charm, right?? This time I'm actually going to finish it lol

Apparently it’s Folk Horror week; at least that’s what bookstagram’s been telling me for the past four days lol

WTF just happened??? Did he just spawn a plane?? I genuinely have no idea lol

'“?” said the stranger.' - Hahaha, ok that got me. Now I want to know how it’s done in the audiobook 😂

I'm getting so many great recommendations here :D

Ngl I'm glad to be back! I've already laughed more than I did in my last ten books 😂

Why is everyone gaslighting him to defend his friend's murderer?? 😬

“Such was our relationship. Stated thus it did not seem very significant for the understanding of the universe. Yet in my heart I knew that it was so. Even the cold stars, even the whole cosmos with all its inane immensities could not convince me that this our prized atom of community, imperfect as it was, short-lived as it must be, was not significant.” - 😭😭

Wait, I always thought Katniss came up with her hand sign by herself?? :O

No way, that has to be a JoJo reference!! I'd bet my whole hand that I'm right 👀

“The day [redacted] died started out unremarkably.” - Nooo, you can’t start a chapter like that! Now I'm going to be anxious until it happens 😭

To no one’s surprise, Joan has so much fucking aura!

“It’s [The Girl Next Door] going to show up in a lot of recommendations and eventually, despite the warnings, you will buy it and read it and it will scar your very soul.” - Am I really that predictable? 🫠😂

Five books (including this one) are coming out tomorrow that I absolutely want to get and another four in the next three weeks 😵‍💫
Why have James Corey, Jim Butcher, Nat Cassidy, Matt Dinniman, Kylie Baker and Gwendolyn Kiste teamed up to bankrupt me?? 😭

If there’s one question I could get an answer to in my lifetime, it’s this one :D

I was skeptical at first, but now I'm completely hooked! It’s rare to read about likeable characters in cosmic horror :D

I still refuse to believe that he’s the only scientist to seriously entertain the idea of non-water-based life forms lol

The arrogance of these financiers really makes my blood boil. Stealing billions is just a fucking game to them 😬

I try to read books without any expectations, but this one is inspired by one of the best cosmic horror stories of all time - The Willows - sooo no pressure 👀

I'm going to cry 😭 I just want to give her a hug and tell her that everything will be okay :(