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No way, that has to be a JoJo reference!! I'd bet my whole hand that I'm right 👀

“The day [redacted] died started out unremarkably.” - Nooo, you can’t start a chapter like that! Now I'm going to be anxious until it happens 😭

To no one’s surprise, Joan has so much fucking aura!

“It’s [The Girl Next Door] going to show up in a lot of recommendations and eventually, despite the warnings, you will buy it and read it and it will scar your very soul.” - Am I really that predictable? 🫠😂

Five books (including this one) are coming out tomorrow that I absolutely want to get and another four in the next three weeks 😵‍💫
Why have James Corey, Jim Butcher, Nat Cassidy, Matt Dinniman, Kylie Baker and Gwendolyn Kiste teamed up to bankrupt me?? 😭

If there’s one question I could get an answer to in my lifetime, it’s this one :D

I was skeptical at first, but now I'm completely hooked! It’s rare to read about likeable characters in cosmic horror :D

I still refuse to believe that he’s the only scientist to seriously entertain the idea of non-water-based life forms lol

The arrogance of these financiers really makes my blood boil. Stealing billions is just a fucking game to them 😬

I try to read books without any expectations, but this one is inspired by one of the best cosmic horror stories of all time - The Willows - sooo no pressure 👀

I'm going to cry 😭 I just want to give her a hug and tell her that everything will be okay :(

Just got back from the movie theater and now I have to be that annoying book fan and reread the book to see what they’ve changed lol

It’s been four years now, but I remember it being much better than the movie 😅

I hate their marital dispute. It’s way too realistic. Where is my escapism? 😭

“The cage door rattled shut, then the proper doors, and she heard the elevator recede like an Adam’s apple down an exceedingly long throat.” - Ew, he couldn't have described it any more disgustingly 🤢

Man, I don't want this to turn into a horror story :(

I can't stress enough how much I love this book. Every chapter blows my mind and it all started with a single question: What happens when you turn a minus into a plus? 👀

So far, I'm very impressed. The book really pushes hard sci-fi to its absolute limits :D

I feel like I'm going to regret getting the uncut version lol

I want to binge it so badly but it’s already too late 😩 If it stays this good, it could easily be better than Rosemary’s Baby!

No matter how many times I reread The Paper Menagerie, it gets me every single time :‘(

It exposes the guilt that many 2nd gen immigrants struggle with and if you don’t expect it, like I was the first time, it will break your heart :(

WTF, people used to infect themselves with tapeworms to lose weight??🤢…and even worse; those things can grow up to 9 meters inside you 😭

Not sure if this will be informative or just make me anxious lol

I’d go nuts with these neighbors 🫠 A friendly nod and a quick “hey” is all the interaction I need lol

Almost done, only two stories left!! I’m going to miss it :D

“And he that told the tale in older times
Says that Sir Gareth wedded Lyonors,
But he that told it later says Lynette.” - Lol

Oh, is this a continuation of Dagon?! I can already tell it’s going to be good :D

I knew it was coming, but it hurts so much more than it did in the show :(

Omfg they're actually trying to bring it back!!! Time to check out the expanded canon!