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As if this book isn't already a master class of masochism, I reread the original series right before this. Anytime something is referenced, I slam my phone down with a "GodDAMNIT, Suzanne!!"

She's rancid for writing this book, oh my god.

Desparate times (reading slump) call for desparate measures (s tier emotional damage via Suzanne Collins)

NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY (help)

I'm actually listening to the graphic audio because I hear this book/series is hot garbage, and I'm hoping a full cast and sound effects will mitigate that, but....So far it's super wattpad.

I'm annoyed at the rebels being annoyed at Peeta trying to protect Katniss by publicly calling for a ceasefire. Like, I'm sure Haymitch has relayed to Coin about how Snow likes to threaten people's lives to get Katniss, and presumably now Peeta, to do what he wants. Why are they branding him a traitor? Do they think he should have spoken up on the tv and then get killed for it? Dumb.

Let's go lesbians!!!!

Man, I hate this fucking book

nonstop

I feel like I have to highlight every detail about Haymitch to really optimize the emotional damage when I get to Sunrise on the Reaping.

This reads like Cassie Clare is trying to cosplay as Brandon Sanderson. Where is the FLAVOR!?

God I love groveling men.

OMG