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anne is a lesbian i’m calling it now

you genuinely couldn’t pay me to care about this shit

i’m really fucking embarrassed because as i’m reading this i’m realizing sam and cat did a parody of it and i’m so uncultured i had no idea until now

this is already SOOOOO fucking good. i’ve hated most of the readings for this class but the last two have been bangers

yet another year of not having read a single book in the goodreads choice awards… 💔

Felt like procrastinating my paper so I made a list challenge of every book I currently own, do it now or else https://www.listchallenges.com/books-...

lent my mom daisy jones and the six thinkibg she’d love it but she’s about to dnf 60 pages in because she can’t get into it i’m actually so gutted

alright well so far i’m enjoying it but if i had a male neighbor ten years older than me and found out he was in love with me i would be RUNNING

won my first giveaway and it’s an arc i won’t have time to read until the book is officially published. i fucking hate college

i have an anecdote to share but unfortunately i am mutuals with my girlfriend’s mom and several of my coworkers so i will not be sharing it

#needthat

for my contemporary lit class. reading this and morning glory milking farm simultaneously is an insane lineup

i want to dnf this so fucking bad but i’m forcing myself to finish it because it had to be shipped from a library on the other side of the country to get into my possession (also worth noting i want to dnf because it’s boring not even because of the rest of it)

i stalk my own profile on here daily btw

forget what i said about wanting to dnf this. it started out so boring but now i cannot put it down. all but the first twenty-ish pages are just from this afternoon

already reallyyyy want to dnf

oh great a buffalo namedrop

“i can no more imagine emily wanting me than my last professor of british literature years ago… i had a crush on her *and* her husband. my feelings fell in the overlapping spaces between wanting to be them, wanting to sex them, and wanting to be claimed by them as their brilliant adopted daughter.” oh… … … ouch.

i am so sick of reading bad books!!!! sick of it!!!!!

did i just speak to a bridge troll

rereading my comfort book from eighth grade for probably like the fifth time

clueless is my entire personality and the only movie i care about so this is required reading for me

most boring book ever. i dnfed it at about this point a year and a half ago and i’m about to dnf it again. the writing style is excruciatingly bland, it feels like it could be written by ai. i feel bad because it was a gift from my mom but i just cannot do it.

“my therapist needs to read this so she can get an idea of how i am with maternal figures” i scream as they drag me into the asylum

“john came into a substantial sum of money: £100, equivalent to about £2,000 today… he could have invested this windfall in new equipment for the band. he could have put it toward a deposit on a flat with his girlfriend, cynthia, now living as a lodger at mendips. he could have splurged on records and beer. instead, he planned a monthlong holiday with paul.” you can’t convince me they weren’t boyfriends.

procrastinating my work by restarting a book i dnfed five years ago

it actually ruins my day whenever i see a really interesting synopsis for a book just to find out it’s a straight romance

oh i’m already concerned by these statistics what do you mean the average medical student received 3-10 hours of sexual health education

did they just… refer to buffalo as being in… upstate new york… dpmo

britney’s great grandmother may be evelyn hugo