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I think my fans knew this was coming

“Solar plexus” needs to be erased from English vernacular

Its finally time

This is really reviving my childhood obsession w Pirates of the Caribbean… Orlando bloom AND Kiara Knightly 🤤

This is the reading formally published dramione fanfic era

Men being so scared of women masturbating bc then they would actually have to learn how to please women… it’s so hard for me to read books like this I get so fucking angry

Literally just started this book and the first thing she talks about is how women who are dealing with cancer still apologize for things like sweating excessively or their mastectomy scars to her as a doctor and it made me think about how my grandma who has pretty severe dementia was eating her lunch and she goes “I need to not eat so much so I can lose weight”

I’m gonna have to start making a tally of each book that uses “solar plexus” because I swear to God it’s somehow every book I pick up!

Two reasons audible sucks 1. Gatekeeping books 2. Not showing your progress so I have to do math to figure out what percent of the way through I am