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It’s not a true enemies to lovers without a nightmare scene 😏😏

I’m still recovering from when I went to barnes and nobles on valentine’s day (how does it feel to live my dream😌🔫)

“Tell me,” He said. “How frustrating is it to be surrounded by people considered your betters when they don’t hold a candle to your abilities?
🤌🤌🤌 augh oh my god—

this is scratching my historical romance itch

girl stop using “af” in every other sentence it’s pmo

As a senior in high school who has straight A’s, is lacrosse captain, is a people pleaser to a fault, and whose dream school is Berkeley, I relate to Sadie Wen on a soul deep level. (reread)

the type of slow burn where he apparently hates her until it switches perspectives >>>

mass ordered from the library because I CANNOT have another book flop year

I’m dead at the “alpha” having an irish accent in the audiobook 😭😭😭

oh no I smell a love triangle 🫠🚫🙈

wait honest question- do guys who read ya romantasy exist?

“Yesterday he wanted to kill me, today he wanted to marry me.” THATS WHAT IM TALKIN AB BABYYYY

guys pro tip when real guys start acting stupid just go to your fake ones 💯💯✅🔥

me when I read romance books: bruhhh why don’t they communicate?!
also me irl: I’m afraid of confrontation

me waiting for a film adaptation of I hope this doesn’t find you: 🧍🏻‍♀️

ah, yes. the trope where the guy has been in love since the start and the rivalry is only one-sided. a timeless classic.

“I’m saying that when I’m not with you, I’m thinking about you. And waiting to see you again. And we’ve spent all day, every day together for weeks now—and it already feels like it’ll never be enough.” There you have it folks- the reason why my standards are screwed up

summer romance books make my summer feel like a complete and utter JOKE

the librarian raising an eyebrow as I check out only marriage of convivence fantasy books lmao

misunderstandings in fantasy books are a whole different level of pain

WE LOVE GRUMPY BODYGUARD X SUNSHINE GIRL WE SAY IN UNISON

I think it’s funny that books are seen as an escape form reality but in really

note to self- don’t read thrillers before bed.

my toxic trait is that I read books with the main character having the same name as me so I can self insert myself 🤭

“there’s a cute guy behind you”
😐
“he’s reading a book”
😯🥵🙂‍↕️

wow. the first woman that he doesn’t completely
objectify (women can have personality???)
#dreamman ❤️😍

me looking around at school like a smart, tall, glasses-wearing, chalant guy who likes to read will suddenly jump out 👀

my toxic trait is thinking that all of my problems would be solved if I had an academic rival (like julius gong iykwim)

“A fiery glitter seeped into her eyes, and I let the flames strip me, burn me, consume me, until there was nothing left but ash.” These book guys got me thinking that men don’t exist 🥀🥀🥀

My classmate asked what book I was reading and he heard "The Wiener's Curse" 😭😭