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I feel like this is gonna pmo but I’m hoping to be proven wrong

I would admire how much this author hates LeBron if he would just hop off the Celtics dih for one second damn

I’m literally so excited for tamlin to be donezo he is actually the definition of a bum and I hate him.

TAMLIN IS SUCH A BUM WHAT DA HELL guys if u have read this book pls text me

Tamlin is always having flecks in his eyes and loosing a breath. Girl what are we talking about

Today Sophia and I had the first meeting of our Book Club which we formed to read this stupid book. The meeting started with a long and tenuous journey to OPL to find their one copy. We couldn’t find it anywhere we thought it would be but it was in the one place we had counted out (because we thought it was fairy porn)… the YA section. Then we went to Ben Franklin for another copy. Then we made our bingo cards.

Birthday reread

entering vampire novel research mode…

I knew that Jeremiah proposed to belly but not that it was bc he literally cheated on her omg shoot this man NOW!

Nobody say a freaking word it’s called i need season 3 of this show and im having fun whatever

Back in my Knicks bag cuz the team this year is crushing anyways happy 2025 let’s goooooo

Ley line mention has me wanting to reread the raven cycle lowkey..

Nino ran through AF

NINO SARRATORE KYS CHALLENGE!

Not the author comparing the chip that makes spike unable to hurt humans to SSRIs LMFAOOO

oh my god i wish I could jump inside this book and murder titus on Laura’s behalf

Already know this is gonna be five stars cuz first page is Kate Zambreno giving birth to her character ohhhhh my god girl u get me!!!

Everyone shut up look away and don’t say a word it’s for research purposes leave me alone!!!!!!! I can do what I want ok

Oh my god this book is so stressful Marc needs to be killed

"In the humid wind at the top of the wide green hill, an ardently yellow polo shirt flapped against his chest and a pair of khaki shorts slapped his gloriously tanned legs."

"Blue was a fanciful but sensible thing, like a platypus, or one of those sandwiches that had been cut into circles for a fancy tea party."

"RONAN WASN'T A FAN OF LAMPS." BRUH

the writing is so insanely overwrought and makes no sense i love it

LOL

Feeling like Im in middle school reading those text message books again lol

Reading this just so i can fully appreciate the letters of Mina Harker lol. But also I’m sure it will be good or whatever

I’m crazy I’m crazy I’m crazy I’m crazy (bladee song) the show is not enough for some reason I need to consume this mediocre story in all mediums but im loving it but it’s not good but it is

Yeah

Again big apologies to Jeff. I just cannot finish this book. I do not understand it. I have read a hundred pages and I do not know what is going onnnnnnn like what am i reading

Really excited for this reread — I first read this while i was starting to realize I’m a lesbian and it crystallized so many things for me… I think it will be a moving experience to visit those feelings again from a different place

Omphalos is my favorite short story Ive read in a while! Such an interesting concept I loved it