"After careful consideration on how to conduct a stealth attack, I made my decision to strut right up the broken cobbled path and knock on the crooked wooden front door. I’d already made an almighty racket kicking through the wrought iron fence, so if they did have magic burglar alarms, I was sure I’d already set them off. No need to look like a twat creeping around when they knew I was there."
— Feb 11, 2017 02:08PM
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