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this is a bop

shirley makes me want to sleep with the lights on, goddamn

more Freudian psychoanalysis than I anticipated, or wanted, but love the fleshing out of the Final Girl archetype

lawskool be damned, i will reach this reading goal

why am i reading this in my free time

“for pregnant women, immediate non-pregnant bodies, childlessness or no more children may be happy objects achievable only through abortion” 🙌🏻

Meryl Streep is narrating 🙏🏻

everyone hates their wife

Parts of this are delightful, but I'm realizing that Meyers was able to turn Twilight into an almost 700 pg affair by having Edward overanalyze everything, all the time.