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everything’s hurts

gandalf’s mysterious ass is gonna piss me off. like he spent the whole chapter talking about how over it is for frodo and then he keeps ghosting him?

“her face looked as if she was in the throes of thinking out a really crushing parting remark”
i feel strongly about that. anyways i started this 1 million years ago because i fell susceptible to beautiful hardcovers in an irish bookshop. also im a girl who spent her 18th birthday weekend watching the whole trilogy (extended vers) with her dad.

really hit me that troy is textbook dl trade. all roads lead back to dl trade… also harris calling him buddy frequently during sex is just not something im a fan of im sorry

they finally freaked thank god but also they’re so precious that i kind of don’t like picturing it

unexpectedly seeing a lot of myself in troy barrett in the sense that my love language is also gift giving and i can’t ask non-obvious questions. also i love bailing on things. all i need is my beautiful apple farmer to take me away from this cold dark world, also probably need abs bc i guess he’s really hot?

story is good so far really makes me want apples. this also gives way more context to who the hell the other players on the centaurs are which is exciting. when do they get freak nasty tho asking for a friend

story is good so far really makes me want apples. this also gives way more context to who the hell the other players on the centaurs are which is exciting. when do they get freak nasty tho asking for a friend

idk why i pushed off reading this it’s so silly girl im having a giggle thank u fiona for forcing this onto me

i don’t know how long i’ve been reading this but i refuse to give up

pulling at my damn heartstrings

wait like kinda sad

i am one of you

i thought i related her page one and have been proven wrong with every subsequent page

diva

tea

i keep going in and out of paying attention but every time i lock back in they’re doing the same shit so it’s okay in the end

the age shaming colonel brandon is experiencing at 35 is exactly what i’m afraid of