Alyssa’s Reviews > Role Model > Status Update

really hit me that troy is textbook dl trade. all roads lead back to dl trade… also harris calling him buddy frequently during sex is just not something im a fan of im sorry

they finally freaked thank god but also they’re so precious that i kind of don’t like picturing it

unexpectedly seeing a lot of myself in troy barrett in the sense that my love language is also gift giving and i can’t ask non-obvious questions. also i love bailing on things. all i need is my beautiful apple farmer to take me away from this cold dark world, also probably need abs bc i guess he’s really hot?

story is good so far really makes me want apples. this also gives way more context to who the hell the other players on the centaurs are which is exciting. when do they get freak nasty tho asking for a friend