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no romance subplot :/

almost cried at one point
a little mad they havent kissed yet but at least theyre cuddling :)

it might just be that im reading this only a chapter at a time while on the train but the pacing has been a little slow

of all the improbable situations to be in, this sure is one of them

going from jonathan smith-turner to jack smith is a crazy switch up. those arent the same name.

finally started this on the train this morning. the way ali hazelwood has nailed my type is insane

i have been boycotting john green since middle school because i dont like his writing. now i have to read this for medical school.

1. if i have to hear the phrase ‘alpha male’ one more time im going to shove an ice pick in my eye
2. ben is an absolute idiot for thinking fallon would be happy for him for getting together with jordan
3. ben is an absolute maniac for telling her to reconnect with her terrible father

they finally banged while i was reading in public. wish they had better timing 😔

been reading this on the train. got a little awky when the characters almost starting boinking

i understand why king triton thought ariel wasnt mature enough to be in love with a man she met moments ago via eye contact

ben fr said “i saw that youre insecure so i knew if i was nice to you, you’d sleep with me”

i already have so many quotes in my evidence folder for why i hate Ben

also i dont like that theyre 18. i keep thinking theyre older

also also colleen hoover is really hyping herself up (bad)

so glad we’re finally getting to a training arc. was getting tired of homegirl being useless

also if archer could dump elodie i’d really appreciate it thx babes

“im experiencing some teenage angst” - great line, will be using that later

i dont feel like a semester of detention was justified but what do i know

stop acknowledging me (the reader)
why is archer cross the worst name ive ever heard
just let the kids swear

3 baby daddies and 1 pregnancy is wild

i hope bailey isnt important

literally what the h*ck is going on

crazy that they cant write
so far seems like shes only interested in Ky bc he’s mysterious. thus far he has no personality and has done p much nothing at all
flirting by teaching her to write makes me feel like im reading about kindergarteners
ky losing on purpose sure is a choice
ky is becoming more interesting and xander is becoming Just A Nice Guy

read while getting a pedicure and i think thats the ideal way to read a book tbh

also theyre gonna fake date :))))

i would take the green tablet every day if i could

my last meal will not be all desserts. there will be little caesars italian cheese bread.

its giving: if the giver was a YA romance

oops im invested. DBBC might have to read all three books

she is so me (green eyes, not like other girls)

ive read 1 chapter and i already want to cry. this is so messed up.

ch 6 and 7
finally things are getting better. bee could learn to not talk. levi could talk a lot more.