Alli’s Reviews > November 9 > Status Update
Alli
is 65% done
1. if i have to hear the phrase ‘alpha male’ one more time im going to shove an ice pick in my eye
2. ben is an absolute idiot for thinking fallon would be happy for him for getting together with jordan
3. ben is an absolute maniac for telling her to reconnect with her terrible father
— Jun 21, 2026 12:40PM
2. ben is an absolute idiot for thinking fallon would be happy for him for getting together with jordan
3. ben is an absolute maniac for telling her to reconnect with her terrible father
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Alli
is 29% done
i understand why king triton thought ariel wasnt mature enough to be in love with a man she met moments ago via eye contact
ben fr said “i saw that youre insecure so i knew if i was nice to you, you’d sleep with me”
i already have so many quotes in my evidence folder for why i hate Ben
also i dont like that theyre 18. i keep thinking theyre older
also also colleen hoover is really hyping herself up (bad)
— Jun 07, 2026 04:14PM
ben fr said “i saw that youre insecure so i knew if i was nice to you, you’d sleep with me”
i already have so many quotes in my evidence folder for why i hate Ben
also i dont like that theyre 18. i keep thinking theyre older
also also colleen hoover is really hyping herself up (bad)