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This crazy ass book...

Noooo, not the "broken once" nose!

Gotta love the alternative history where rapey macho sexists don't exist and women frolic among them with no care in the world.

The moment FMC reveals T. Swift as her role model for her... career in administrative sex work... The comedy, oh god

This is bonkers!

The way this book is self-referencing the plot is embarrassing. I am so close to being done with it. A shame. It had an interesting prologue.

This is so stupid. The villains could kill them all right away and instead they're just... waiting for the author to torture readers again. And her FMC.

What kind of lame torture porn is this? I hate it here

Why don't you tie up your swimmers if you love her so much, hmmm? Gah, the pathos and stupidity of this pairing

This... this POS MMC is just straight up bulldozing the FMC. It's not even self-insert. It's not even romance! wtfffff

Oof, no one's seducing anyone in here.

This is a tasteless, odourless romance. I'm sad.

Our 27yo MMC feels more about his horse than the love of his life and his future in general. It's a travesty. No two braincells to be found.

Nuh-uh, these two are breaking up

God, it's enough for him to simply tell her he respects her and she's head over heels again. This one has no self-respect!

I'm basically hate-reading this now...

Editors and publishers and industry standards can $&&@ it

Gotta love how their shared kink is being true on social media and being a better role model... As a model.

Again, this woman dares to pose naked for a photographer she hooked up with and knows next to nothing about.

Utter nonsense. They go to Bali and find a random waterfall without people disturbing their haphazard photoshoot which is actually immoral AF considering it's "a bet". Wtfffff

Can we stop antagonising the concept of children within lackluster single-person characterisations, folks? It's not cute, and they're not instantly universally endearing to readers 😤

This reads like ten people conversing in one person's head.

Excuse me, what the hell?

He is cheering her on to write basically malicious gossip on her blog and acting as if he's her biggest fan, while being a victim of public scrutiny and yellow pages for the entirety of his life.

The plot is NOT plotting.

If they say "wingman" one more time I swear to god...

What I really hate in romance and what pulls me out each time is how long the authors make the text messages. It's 100% unrealistic.

"They have internet in Germany."

I'd allow it if it was written in the 90s but this is such a dumb statement 🥲 No matter if it's out of context, in character or culture specific.

"I’m fine. Look, I don’t think Scott is a threat, he’s just . . ."

Girl, I'll hurl the device across the room because of you

"I feel more alive right now than I’ve felt in years. Maybe it’s because, on the back of this bike, I feel closer to death than I ever have before. A fraction of a second of lost concentration is all that lies between Cam and me."

Shit, girl...

“I’m going to ride you this first time. Then I have control over how much of you I take and how fast we go, okay?”

Ooh la la okay, go girl, this is what we need in the genre

How the hell do these men make money?! He has no laptop! And there's four of them in the hills oh god

Once again...

How the f__k does one perform oral on a huge MMC sitting in a chair while getting fingered in a kneeling position and yet succeeds at establishing eye contact?!!!!?!?!!?!!??!

Not the first book I've read with this exact kind of scenario.

"So, I graduate, and I decide that I want to work at NASA and not for some weirdo billionaire who treats space exploration like it’s his own homemade penis-enlargement remedy."

She's real for that.

American Pie, a masterpiece?!

That's it, Hazelwood, this is the last one.

Almost giving up at "noisy European pipes", coming from a person of "European" descent.

Her entire body of work often comes off as disingenuous.

Nope, this is not worth it