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I think i’m having a stroke

This book will prepare you for all the things library school did not

I dunno what this guy’s problem is I would have just let the pig men come inside

CAN YOU SURVIVE???

BELLA SWAN IS THE UBERMENSCH

Pure fucking art

I have a friend who has been hounding me for over a decade to read this. I loved Fell and The Sight, which this friend also recommended to me, so I know it’ll be good. Better late than never i guess tho lmao

Finally, some delicious fucking food

This book is making me crave vodka

so far it’s an improvement over the first book, but goddamn the characters still irritate the hell out of me

The mushroom lady is literally the only character I hope doesn’t meet a gory end

You ever read something and can immediately tell the author was highly active on social media in the early 2010s just from their writing style alone?

Dostoyevsky was cooking some real pre internet incel fiction

This book is pure candy for my artist brain

I was never really a fan of eating pork but this book has only furthered my distaste for deli meat.

When i die, I want my skin to be used to bind a copy of Empress Theresa

The Inoue section is still a better love story than Twilight. So far this book is another banger from Mishima

DNF

Bella freaking out at Jacob going full pedo for her baby is the only time she's done ANYTHING rational this whole series