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Finally, some delicious fucking food

This book is making me crave vodka

so far it’s an improvement over the first book, but goddamn the characters still irritate the hell out of me

The mushroom lady is literally the only character I hope doesn’t meet a gory end

You ever read something and can immediately tell the author was highly active on social media in the early 2010s just from their writing style alone?

Dostoyevsky was cooking some real pre internet incel fiction

This book is pure candy for my artist brain

I was never really a fan of eating pork but this book has only furthered my distaste for deli meat.

When i die, I want my skin to be used to bind a copy of Empress Theresa

The Inoue section is still a better love story than Twilight. So far this book is another banger from Mishima

DNF

Bella freaking out at Jacob going full pedo for her baby is the only time she's done ANYTHING rational this whole series

Bella, you think YOU suffered? Think about all of us that read this fucking series.

This book didn't just strengthen my pro choice convictions, it made me Anti Life

god help me

How is this book both utterly depraved and mind-shittingly boring?

Jacob's a real piece of shit but at least his POV is far more entertaining than Bella's

Stephanie has a thing for cuckoldry confirmed

end my suffering