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Bella freaking out at Jacob going full pedo for her baby is the only time she's done ANYTHING rational this whole series
— Jul 08, 2021 09:37AM
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Noisebird
is on page 388 of 756
Bella, you think YOU suffered? Think about all of us that read this fucking series.
— Jul 07, 2021 12:30PM
Noisebird
is on page 355 of 756
This book didn't just strengthen my pro choice convictions, it made me Anti Life
— Jul 07, 2021 08:50AM
Noisebird
is on page 259 of 756
How is this book both utterly depraved and mind-shittingly boring?
— Jul 02, 2021 12:54PM
Noisebird
is on page 237 of 756
Jacob's a real piece of shit but at least his POV is far more entertaining than Bella's
— Jul 02, 2021 11:51AM
Noisebird
is on page 194 of 756
Stephanie has a thing for cuckoldry confirmed
— Jul 02, 2021 08:11AM

