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hmmm interrogation scenes hmmm

This book makes me so mad sometimes with its snarky one liner drop that’s supposed to be enlightening, like yeah well buddy i will be enlightened if this was the first ever book i read
Reeks of male author syndrome too, but it has like 2 pages out of the 146 ive read that i really like
Sad that it’s not more than 3 pages even

“Jimmy was conscious of a renewed admiration for a girl whom he had always considered a queen among women. How rarely in this world did one find a girl who combined every feminine charm of mind and body with a resolute determination to raise Cain at the slightest provocation!”

I need to go to whatever school Jimmy Crooker went to to study rizzology coz jesus this guy got games and I’m giggling

I think Judge’s House would be a great Efteling ride

“‘THIS YOUR THROAT! He yelled. ‘SO BIG THROAT!’
Judging from the drawing, I couldn’t deny it was a big throat.”

God please give all my misery to Donald Trump so I can be as whimsy in Japan as Chris Broad fuck my stupid life

“‘Mate, I think I know what snow is.’
Reader, I did not.”

Mentally reading this entire book in Chris’s voice has been super entertaining, unfortunately that is turning a part of my brain British, which is not nice

“Was it okay for a devout woman to act this way? Why would God burden her with her son and a problem, and then give her alcohol, if He didn't want her to drink? She didn't understand.”

THEY DID WHAT

“There was no doubt about it. Misha-non-penguin’s present was a gun.”
This book is gonna be so hard to explain to people unfamiliar with it…
Really really enjoying the new year segment of Sergey and Viktor braving the cold and drinking vodka all day. I’d like to join.

All I want in life is to chill on a frozen lake in chilliy Ukrainian winter drinking cognac with my homie while our pet penguin frolics underwater is that so much to ask for